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Office of a Journalist
April and Maye were often asked Why their Chihuahua Had such a strange name It might as well have been called Apple Merry Weather Which was just as absurd
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The Best Man’s Speech
My God is full of Love So it stands to reason That I should be full of love But that is not the case As I am full of hate Deep tormented hate I wish ill on all those Who offend me Silly Boy
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Artistic Bottoms
There is a hamlet in East Sussex Which has a strange name It is thought to date From the eleventh century My cousin Elodie lives there In a small thatched cottage
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Cousine
Would it make you happy If I removed my shirt I am not wearing a bra And have very firm breasts It would give me pleasure But it would not make me happy Why would my display Not make you happy Because I am still mourning my dog There is only one passion The passion […]
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Letters to the Blind
My study for some unknown reason Overlooks my neighbours wet room Which can be rather distracting I have written many letters to her But she ignores them without comment And bathes each day at nine fifteen
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Wet Room
My study for some unknown reason Overlooks the wet room which can be distracting When my housekeeper takes a shower We occasionally have sex But she finds me rather boring As the best mannered people Make the most absurd lovers
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Falling
I commenced my fall Just over five minutes ago If I pass you on the way down Please wave to me As this is a lonely journey
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Sweet Swedish Summers
I could taste the warm summer rain On breeze It cooled my crisp cotton shirt I followed the hollowness Of the passing bells And traced my footsteps in the sand
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A Swedish Summer
There was a feel of rain on the beach But I did not care as we were in the sea I had visited this area on many occasions But never grew tired of its natural beauty
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The Blue Poetry of Caron
Gray Eyes Calm Nordic A Kind of Sweet Love