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  • Tracer Bullet

    Earlier today I picked up an odd shaped stone on the beach I thought no more of it until our evening meal When I considered its similarities to a tracer bullet It was agreed that we would return it to the sea Even though it was dark and raining outside As it would not have…

  • Peridot Four Three Twelve

    The peridot is sometimes called the evening emerald As in certain lights it glows a brilliant green But it lacks the intensity of the emerald   The dust of the peridot is often mistaken For emerald dust due to the similarity of its colour But the dusts are totally different   It was once believed…

  • A Spot of Bother

    She was ready to elope with her engine driver They had made plans to move away But her brothers soon became aware of her cunning idea And tried to persuade her to stay   But she was blinded by her impossible love And her brothers had to protect their sister So they removed the rails…

  • McGonagall’s Bench

    Feeling tired and need a seat Sit down here and rest your feet   It is too late now as the bench is gone Forget your breeding and sit on the grass But not after it rains As it will dampen your arse     Note – from 1950 to 1995 a small memorial bench…

  • Cinema of the Sun

    I am a movie director This is all that interests me I am not married Nor am I in a relationship With anyone but myself I am currently scouting locations For my next movie Everything is in place Except I have not cast any actors I do not need any They are redundant I am…

  • The Ceremonial of the English Church

    Divine Service is composed of rites and ceremonies involving the use of ritual and ceremonial in their performance The manner in which the terms ritual and ceremonial are used have been frequently confused and it makes it desirable that we should have a clear idea as to the exact meaning of these terms Constance placed…

  • Slough Nicholas

    Under her rough skin she still retains a fragile beauty This cannot be seen by those who refuse to open their eyes I often walk the towns streets at night in search of her mysteries But am usually disappointed to find that many of these have faded with age Her coarseness quite often shadows the…

  • Warm Summer Rain

    A tropical wind is blowing across the the country today It is very moist and is hosting the warm summer rain You are sitting naked in our garden watching the clouds pass by As they journey towards the northern shores of our island       On the 9th August 2019 the country was covered by…

  • The 17th Flamingo

    Petra and Paul were driving across the Camargue in a rented car It was the first day of their French holiday I tell you that there are only sixteen flamingos in the whole of the Camargue There are far more than that have you never seen them in films and the like It is all…

  • Rave (Love Grenade)

    An illegal Rave was held in the forest last night It was broken up by the cops This upset DJ Eagle and he threw a love grenade at one of their cars Destroying three of the vehicles As you can imagine this fucked off the cops Who started a manhunt to catch the errant DJ…