{"id":10109,"date":"2022-03-06T11:30:21","date_gmt":"2022-03-06T11:30:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=10109"},"modified":"2022-03-06T11:30:43","modified_gmt":"2022-03-06T11:30:43","slug":"the-poetry-of-sad-piet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2022\/03\/06\/the-poetry-of-sad-piet\/","title":{"rendered":"The poetry of Sad Piet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Why is there a dwarf in my bed I ask<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Oh China Blue Oh China Blue<\/p>\n<p>I thought you liked TALL MEN<\/p>\n<p>It is so unfair and so unlike you<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I have a new job which is very dull<\/p>\n<p>I superimpose false tractors<\/p>\n<p>On to real landscapes<\/p>\n<p>This is for the bottom end<\/p>\n<p>Of the tea coaster market<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>My tractors are red grey<\/p>\n<p>Blue and green<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I must say that I take an interest<\/p>\n<p>In this work as I rejected three tractors<\/p>\n<p>Pink White and Lime<\/p>\n<p>As they did not collaborate with<\/p>\n<p>With the Dust Bowl landscapes<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>And because of this I was promoted<\/p>\n<p>To the Combine Harvester Department<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I start on the first day of April fair<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why is there a dwarf in my bed I ask &nbsp; Oh China Blue Oh China Blue I thought you liked TALL MEN It is so unfair and so unlike you &nbsp; I have a new job which is very dull I superimpose false tractors On to real landscapes This is for the bottom end [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10109","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10109","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10109"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10109\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10110,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10109\/revisions\/10110"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10109"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}