I met JCC outside Tesco’s earlier this week<\/p>\n
It had been raining hard<\/p>\n
So I offered him a lift<\/p>\n
Which he declined initially<\/p>\n
As he lived in a bungalow<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
However it was raining<\/p>\n
Bats and Bogs<\/p>\n
So he accepted my warmth<\/p>\n
And stayed for tea and toasted buns<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
The clouds passed and as he left<\/p>\n
He gave me two lines of poetry as a gift<\/p>\n
For being so kind<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
My company works its staff so hard <\/p>\n I have tried to work these lines into my poetry<\/p>\n But as of today have failed to do so<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I met JCC outside Tesco’s earlier this week It had been raining hard So I offered him a lift Which he declined initially As he lived in a bungalow However it was raining Bats and Bogs So he accepted my warmth And stayed for tea and toasted buns The clouds passed and as […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10111"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10111\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10114,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10111\/revisions\/10114"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n<\/em>That it has its own mortuary next to the gym\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n