{"id":10136,"date":"2022-03-09T17:19:53","date_gmt":"2022-03-09T17:19:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=10136"},"modified":"2022-03-09T17:24:54","modified_gmt":"2022-03-09T17:24:54","slug":"inspector-honey-investigates","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2022\/03\/09\/inspector-honey-investigates\/","title":{"rendered":"Inspector Honey Investigates"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have a friend<\/p>\n<p>Who lives in St Ives<\/p>\n<p>She is an artist<\/p>\n<p>Who likes to sculpt<\/p>\n<p>A number of her works<\/p>\n<p>Litter my garden<\/p>\n<p>Mostly nudes<\/p>\n<p>And the occasional cat<\/p>\n<p>She is more famous<\/p>\n<p>For her colourful abstracts<\/p>\n<p>But her figurative paintings<\/p>\n<p>Are much admired<\/p>\n<p>I would have liked<\/p>\n<p>To have been an artist<\/p>\n<p>But I have no real talent<\/p>\n<p>So I write detective novels<\/p>\n<p>Which sell very well<\/p>\n<p>My most popular character<\/p>\n<p>Is Inspector Robert Honey<\/p>\n<p>Who is also an artist<\/p>\n<p>And when not solving crimes<\/p>\n<p>Lives with his beautiful sister<\/p>\n<p>Jain Roberta<\/p>\n<p>In a small rural cottage<\/p>\n<p>Near Lamorna Cove<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a friend Who lives in St Ives She is an artist Who likes to sculpt A number of her works Litter my garden Mostly nudes And the occasional cat She is more famous For her colourful abstracts But her figurative paintings Are much admired I would have liked To have been an artist [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10136","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10136","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10136"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10136\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10139,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10136\/revisions\/10139"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10136"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10136"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10136"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}