{"id":10151,"date":"2022-03-13T09:49:05","date_gmt":"2022-03-13T09:49:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=10151"},"modified":"2022-03-13T09:51:21","modified_gmt":"2022-03-13T09:51:21","slug":"the-boxing-day-swim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2022\/03\/13\/the-boxing-day-swim\/","title":{"rendered":"The Boxing Day Swim"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Simon did I see you participating in the Boxing Day Swim<\/p>\n<p>Yes<\/p>\n<p>But you cannot swim and are terrified of water<\/p>\n<p>I learnt to swim last summer<\/p>\n<p>Do you swim well<\/p>\n<p>No<\/p>\n<p>So why did you participate in the charity swim<\/p>\n<p>I wanted to see Mimsy K in her bikini<\/p>\n<p>Why did you not spectate from the pier<\/p>\n<p>I wanted her to notice me<\/p>\n<p>Drown<\/p>\n<p>Maybe<\/p>\n<p>But I wanted her to notice me<\/p>\n<p>Did she<\/p>\n<p>No<\/p>\n<p>Then it was a waste of time<\/p>\n<p>Did she look good in her bikini<\/p>\n<p>She was a goddess in the sea<\/p>\n<p>Do you love her Simon<\/p>\n<p>With a great passion<\/p>\n<p>With a great passion my friend<\/p>\n<p>Does she know that you love her<\/p>\n<p>No\u00a0 I was just the thin guy in baggy shorts<\/p>\n<p>I think that she is going steady with Mike Moore<\/p>\n<p>I know I have seen them together<\/p>\n<p>Are you jealous<\/p>\n<p>Not in a million years<\/p>\n<p>If Mimsy K is happy then I am happy<\/p>\n<p>At least you have learnt to swim<\/p>\n<p>I know<\/p>\n<p>And seen Mimsy K in her bikini<\/p>\n<p>Yes I have seen her in her bikini<\/p>\n<p>And she has seen you in your baggy shorts<\/p>\n<p>I do not think that she was aware that I was there<\/p>\n<p>I noticed you in that mass of people<\/p>\n<p>Why<\/p>\n<p>Because you are my friend and I was wondering what you were doing there<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Simon did I see you participating in the Boxing Day Swim Yes But you cannot swim and are terrified of water I learnt to swim last summer Do you swim well No So why did you participate in the charity swim I wanted to see Mimsy K in her bikini Why did you not spectate [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10151","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10151","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10151"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10151\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10154,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10151\/revisions\/10154"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10151"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10151"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10151"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}