{"id":10170,"date":"2022-03-15T16:17:04","date_gmt":"2022-03-15T16:17:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=10170"},"modified":"2022-03-15T16:30:23","modified_gmt":"2022-03-15T16:30:23","slug":"jews-who-lie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2022\/03\/15\/jews-who-lie\/","title":{"rendered":"Jews who lie"},"content":{"rendered":"

I am a dog walker in my spare time<\/p>\n

And design synagogues<\/p>\n

In my time that is not spare<\/p>\n

Today I am walking Herr Pastor’s White Shepherd<\/p>\n

Its name is Juden die lugen<\/em> but as my German is very poor<\/p>\n

I call it Rex or Rosemary for short<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

I suffer from a serious disease of the eyes<\/p>\n

Which effects the way that I perceive colours<\/p>\n

I can no longer define the colour blue<\/p>\n

And my ability to define the colour red<\/p>\n

Is fading quite slowly day by day by day<\/p>\n

Soon I will not be able to distinguish colours at all<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

When that time comes I will change into a crab<\/p>\n

As these creatures are supposed to move sideways<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I am a dog walker in my spare time And design synagogues In my time that is not spare Today I am walking Herr Pastor’s White Shepherd Its name is Juden die lugen but as my German is very poor I call it Rex or Rosemary for short   I suffer from a serious disease […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10170","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10170","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10170"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10170\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10174,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10170\/revisions\/10174"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10170"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10170"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10170"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}