Jane and Mirabelle were sitting on the beach<\/p>\n
Between Folkestone and Sandgate<\/p>\n
When they spotted an architect<\/p>\n
Do you like it<\/em><\/p>\n Like what<\/em><\/p>\n My beach hut I think it is quite marvellous<\/em><\/p>\n Nicholas<\/em><\/p>\n Call me Nick<\/em><\/p>\n That is what my name means roughly in English<\/em><\/p>\n What is your name<\/em><\/p>\n People call me Tulip but I prefer Mirabelle<\/em><\/p>\n What does Tulip mean in English<\/em><\/p>\n Tulip<\/em><\/p>\n What is your name Jane<\/em><\/p>\n My name is Nicholas Nick<\/em><\/p>\n My name is Nicholas but I prefer Nick<\/em><\/p>\n Do you like my beach hut<\/em><\/p>\n Nick<\/em><\/p>\n What<\/em><\/p>\n Beach huts were not really popular until the early 20th century<\/em><\/p>\n You died in March 1736<\/em><\/p>\n Do you like the colour<\/em><\/p>\n Grey with a red door<\/em><\/p>\n It is an homage to you and nothing else<\/em><\/p>\n Do you like it<\/em><\/p>\n In a way although it is quite severe<\/em><\/p>\n I prefer the pastel beach huts<\/em><\/p>\n So do I<\/em><\/p>\n I enjoyed designing it<\/em><\/p>\n I would imagine that you did as it is quite striking<\/em><\/p>\n Well that’s that then<\/em><\/p>\n I suppose it is<\/em><\/p>\n What time is the next train to London Town<\/em><\/p>\n Nicholas<\/em><\/p>\n Nick<\/em><\/p>\n What<\/em><\/p>\n Trains were not seriously common until the fourth decade of the 19th century<\/em><\/p>\n Really<\/em><\/p>\n The railways did really reach this area till 1843<\/em><\/p>\n Oh bugger I suppose that I might have to walk then\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n There is no need to do that\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n What do you mean\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n I have the key to your beach hut\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n It has all the facilities\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n Tea coffee six beds and a wide screen television\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n All the mod cons\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n That is very kind of you\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n But be warned we are sirens in our spare time\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n I have a fondness for siren<\/em>s<\/p>\n You can stay as long as you like\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n How kind\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n And do you know what the biggest advantage is\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n Pray tell\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n Your homage is a time machine and travels in both directions\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n To and fro like a pendulum\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n Also our names are neither Mirabelle or Jayne\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n As we are both called Viola Gresham\u00a0\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Jane and Mirabelle were sitting on the beach Between Folkestone and Sandgate When they spotted an architect Do you like it Like what My beach hut I think it is quite marvellous Nicholas Call me Nick That is what my name means roughly in English What is your name People call me Tulip but I […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10217","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10217","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10217"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10217\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10220,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10217\/revisions\/10220"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10217"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10217"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10217"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}