{"id":10294,"date":"2022-03-29T17:38:31","date_gmt":"2022-03-29T16:38:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=10294"},"modified":"2022-03-29T17:38:31","modified_gmt":"2022-03-29T16:38:31","slug":"a-holiday-in-folkestone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2022\/03\/29\/a-holiday-in-folkestone\/","title":{"rendered":"A Holiday in Folkestone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I thought I saw<\/p>\n<p>A llama and a trap<\/p>\n<p>When taking a nap<\/p>\n<p>During a holiday in Folkestone<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Llamas and Alpacas<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Many years ago on The Leas in Folkestone<\/p>\n<p>Llamas could be seen pulling traps<\/p>\n<p>Along the Upper Leas<\/p>\n<p>Whilst Alpacas could only be seen pulling traps<\/p>\n<p>Along the Lower Leas<\/p>\n<p>This fact mystified me for many years<\/p>\n<p>Until one day I was told that Alpacas<\/p>\n<p>Suffer from acute Acrophobia<\/p>\n<p>Whereas llamas do not suffer from this condition<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I thought I saw A llama and a trap When taking a nap During a holiday in Folkestone &nbsp; &nbsp; Llamas and Alpacas Many years ago on The Leas in Folkestone Llamas could be seen pulling traps Along the Upper Leas Whilst Alpacas could only be seen pulling traps Along the Lower Leas This fact [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10294","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10294","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10294"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10294\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10295,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10294\/revisions\/10295"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10294"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10294"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10294"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}