I found you fully dressed on a scruffy settee in the cabin<\/p>\n
Swimming is one of my passions<\/p>\n
And I often use the centre’s private pool<\/p>\n
Before the day starts<\/p>\n
Perhaps I might drown<\/p>\n
But I am strong swimmer<\/p>\n
So I have my doubts<\/p>\n
I often invite you to swim with me<\/p>\n
So that I might see your breasts<\/p>\n
But you decline<\/p>\n
Instead we have adopted a stray cat<\/p>\n
Which we call<\/p>\n
Scenes of a Sexual Nature<\/p>\n
I do not wake up naturally<\/p>\n
As I am awoken by the screech gulls<\/p>\n
We went to the beach today<\/p>\n
As you had asked to swim<\/p>\n
I covered my eyes with a Bible as you changed<\/p>\n
As I had no desire to see your breasts<\/p>\n
After we had finished our swim<\/p>\n
We lay in the sun together<\/p>\n
And decided to compose a poem<\/p>\n
We called it<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
The End of the World<\/p>\n
I am at a fashion show in France<\/p>\n
I was not invited<\/p>\n
I stumbled on the event<\/p>\n
I am taking notes<\/p>\n
I have been asked to leave<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
I am in a long passageway<\/p>\n
It is full of jumble for a forthcoming sale<\/p>\n
For an hour I help the organisers<\/p>\n
And am given a soft clown as a reward<\/p>\n
And then I find myself alone in a railway station<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
I have no money so I cannot travel<\/p>\n
I give the soft clown to an infant<\/p>\n
The family invites me to travel with them<\/p>\n
And buys me a breakfast before we leave<\/p>\n
We are all travelling to London as they are my neighbours<\/p>\n
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