For the last few years I have been suffering from a green disease<\/p>\n
Which in short means that I turn green unless I take a daily bath<\/p>\n
To this end I have employed Nurse Hill to bathe me each day<\/p>\n
As I am unable to do so myself due to the restrictions of this trivial disease<\/p>\n
At first I was a little modest maybe a little shy about my green body<\/p>\n
That was until she shared my bath and put me totally at ease<\/p>\n
It is only green skin and green hair she said to me quite gently<\/p>\n
As I admired her pendulous breasts that seemed to enjoy a life of their own<\/p>\n
My wife totally approves of this method of bathing and often join us in the tub<\/p>\n
I suppose that I am a lucky man bathing naked with two beautiful women<\/p>\n
But I do not think that our colours work together in certain seasonal lights<\/p>\n
Yet I ignore this tricky issue as I have been totally colourblind since birth<\/p>\n
Nurse Hill has brown hair collar and cuffs whereas Judy has golden hair all over<\/p>\n
I used to be a black box blonde but now I am fully green skin and hair<\/p>\n
My heart is green my lungs are green my blood runs green and my eyes are green<\/p>\n
Yet after an hour long bath with Epsom Salts I am bright human and shiny again<\/p>\n
After a nice cup of green tea Nurse Hill returns to her house next door<\/p>\n
And Judy and I settle down to share a salad before watching television for an hour or so<\/p>\n
I usually wake up green or light lime before I go for my daily jog in the valley<\/p>\n
Nurse Hill is always waiting in the bathroom when I return water running towel in hand<\/p>\n
With the help of my cat Ray she stirs the Epsom Salts briskly until they vanish<\/p>\n
The repetitive nature of my green days used to worry me a great deal<\/p>\n
That was until a friendly philosopher told me that green history<\/p>\n
Repeats itself on a daily basis and twice on Sundays<\/p>\n
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