{"id":10347,"date":"2022-04-04T11:05:40","date_gmt":"2022-04-04T10:05:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=10347"},"modified":"2022-04-04T11:08:45","modified_gmt":"2022-04-04T10:08:45","slug":"erotic-poems","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2022\/04\/04\/erotic-poems\/","title":{"rendered":"Erotic Poems"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Woman Masturbating\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I have a print on my wall<\/p>\n<p>It is called Woman Masturbating<\/p>\n<p>By the Austrian artist Egon Schiele<\/p>\n<p>It was given to me when I left the church<\/p>\n<p>And gathers a great deal of attention<\/p>\n<p>When I have guests around for Sunday Tea<\/p>\n<p>This puts me at a simple advantage<\/p>\n<p>As they ignore the food stains on the carpet<\/p>\n<p>And the cats claw marks on my drapes<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Naked You<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I have not been that well recently<\/p>\n<p>A swift silly virus soon to vanish<\/p>\n<p>I saw you quite naked on the first landing<\/p>\n<p>As I lay in bed this morning feeling drab<\/p>\n<p>You beautiful bottom and golden cunt<\/p>\n<p>Made me very happy even though the day was grey<\/p>\n<p>You touched your breasts with a soft cotton puff<\/p>\n<p>And the light powders soon hung heavily in the stale air<\/p>\n<p>This was an event of great beauty a perfumed moment<\/p>\n<p>That I would not have exchanged for eternity and a day<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Woman Masturbating\u00a0 I have a print on my wall It is called Woman Masturbating By the Austrian artist Egon Schiele It was given to me when I left the church And gathers a great deal of attention When I have guests around for Sunday Tea This puts me at a simple advantage As they ignore [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10347","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10347","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10347"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10347\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10348,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10347\/revisions\/10348"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10347"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10347"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10347"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}