{"id":10366,"date":"2022-04-06T16:46:51","date_gmt":"2022-04-06T15:46:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=10366"},"modified":"2022-04-06T16:50:46","modified_gmt":"2022-04-06T15:50:46","slug":"anna-and-anna-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2022\/04\/06\/anna-and-anna-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Anna and Anna"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I recently noticed online<\/p>\n<p>You noticed what online<\/p>\n<p>A question<\/p>\n<p>What was the question Anna<\/p>\n<p><em>Which literary character would you like to be trapped in a lift with and why?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>What was your answer<\/p>\n<p>I did not answer it straight away as it was obvious that if the character had existed before 1880 then they would have been shitting bricks at the very thought of being in a lift at all<\/p>\n<p>So that eliminates many of my favourite characters<\/p>\n<p>Then who taking this into account did you settle on<\/p>\n<p>Outlaw<\/p>\n<p>Why Outlaw<\/p>\n<p>Because for the lack of knowing better he is the nearest we have to a creator<\/p>\n<p>I would have asked him why he created us and why<\/p>\n<p>Or did he create us in the first instance<\/p>\n<p>Is Outlaw a pen name as I think it is<\/p>\n<p>Also are we as fictional characters immortal as we were not in theory created by God<\/p>\n<p>There are many questions that I would ask of Outlaw<\/p>\n<p>And you<\/p>\n<p>That is easy<\/p>\n<p>I would like to be trapped in a lift with Anna<\/p>\n<p>With me<\/p>\n<p>Yes with you<\/p>\n<p>As you are my fictional companion and are totally familiar with the way lifts work and why they were invented in the first place<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>Outlaw<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I recently noticed online You noticed what online A question What was the question Anna Which literary character would you like to be trapped in a lift with and why? What was your answer I did not answer it straight away as it was obvious that if the character had existed before 1880 then they [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10366","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10366","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10366"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10366\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10369,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10366\/revisions\/10369"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10366"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10366"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10366"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}