{"id":10402,"date":"2022-04-08T09:27:25","date_gmt":"2022-04-08T08:27:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=10402"},"modified":"2022-04-08T09:28:22","modified_gmt":"2022-04-08T08:28:22","slug":"shit-happens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2022\/04\/08\/shit-happens\/","title":{"rendered":"Shit Happens"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>One<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Long before I met you Anna<\/p>\n<p>I met this wonderful man<\/p>\n<p>Who adopted me<\/p>\n<p>As I was with child<\/p>\n<p>His<\/p>\n<p>No from a foolish one night stand<\/p>\n<p>With a comedian<\/p>\n<p>How long did it last<\/p>\n<p>Until the first time I shared dinner with his family<\/p>\n<p>That is sad what happened<\/p>\n<p>His father was my gynaecologist<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Two<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>What happened to the child<\/p>\n<p>There never was a child<\/p>\n<p>It was God&#8217;s joke on me<\/p>\n<p>As I had been an utter bitch<\/p>\n<p>To him during my nightly prayers<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div class=\"wWOJcd\" tabindex=\"0\" role=\"button\" aria-controls=\"exacc_NfBPYvy8MI61tAbS1omwCA4\" aria-expanded=\"true\" aria-labelledby=\"exacc_NfBPYvy8MI61tAbS1omwCA3\">\n<div class=\"YsGUOb\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"r21Kzd\" data-hveid=\"CBUQAQ\" data-ved=\"2ahUKEwi8q8OYhIT3AhWOGs0KHVJrAoYQuk56BAgVEAE\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"exacc_NfBPYvy8MI61tAbS1omwCA4\" class=\"MBtdbb\" data-ved=\"2ahUKEwi8q8OYhIT3AhWOGs0KHVJrAoYQ7NUEegQIFRAD\">\n<div class=\"ymu2Hb\">\n<div id=\"_NfBPYvy8MI61tAbS1omwCA22\" class=\"t0bRye r2fjmd\" data-hveid=\"CBUQBA\" data-ved=\"2ahUKEwi8q8OYhIT3AhWOGs0KHVJrAoYQu04oAHoECBUQBA\">\n<div id=\"WEB_ANSWERS_RESULT_6_NfBPYvy8MI61tAbS1omwCA__4\">\n<div class=\"wDYxhc\" data-md=\"61\">\n<div class=\"LGOjhe\" role=\"heading\" data-attrid=\"wa:\/description\" aria-level=\"3\" data-hveid=\"CAcQAA\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One Long before I met you Anna I met this wonderful man Who adopted me As I was with child His No from a foolish one night stand With a comedian How long did it last Until the first time I shared dinner with his family That is sad what happened His father was my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10402","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10402","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10402"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10402\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10404,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10402\/revisions\/10404"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}