I have told you my story Anna<\/p>\n
Do you have one for me<\/p>\n
Yes I have but it is not really about me<\/p>\n
Then who<\/p>\n
It is about my brother<\/p>\n
Phillip<\/p>\n
Yes Phillip I only have one brother<\/p>\n
I thought you had two<\/p>\n
That is my sister Sissy<\/p>\n
She looks like a man<\/p>\n
Six foot tall and broad<\/p>\n
I assure you she is a girl<\/p>\n
As I used to borrow her summer dresses<\/p>\n
To go hang gliding<\/p>\n
Where is she now<\/p>\n
She is a bouncer at Mother & Baby<\/em> in the mall<\/p>\n You were telling me about Phillip<\/p>\n Yes it is a tragic story<\/p>\n He was a rather shy fellow<\/p>\n We used to share baths until I was 23<\/p>\n What happened did he make a pass or get a hard on<\/p>\n No nothing like that I just farted in the bath<\/p>\n Well what happened I am all ears<\/p>\n Do you remember he worked in a Harrogate hotel for while<\/p>\n It was before I met you but I have spoken about it<\/p>\n Well he met the girl of his wet dreams there<\/p>\n She was on holiday with her disabled mother<\/p>\n They clicked straight away and on the fateful evening<\/p>\n Had been kissing and touching whilst attending a Discover Christ function<\/p>\n Sadly they both had been drinking<\/p>\n And you know how the drink makes Phillip randy<\/p>\n Well he asked Pippa to go back to her room<\/p>\n Undress and wait for a night of love<\/p>\n This she did and after a piss he went upstairs<\/p>\n What happened<\/p>\n He was so fucking pissed that he went to the wrong room<\/p>\n 69 instead of 96<\/p>\n And fucked her mum<\/p>\n How dreadful<\/p>\n What did the mum think<\/p>\n I do not really know but Phillip is hung like a horse<\/p>\n So I imagine she enjoyed it<\/p>\n It is not everyday that an Ironside gets fucked<\/p>\n And Phillip<\/p>\n That is a sad tale as you might be aware<\/p>\n When he woke up with a banging hangover<\/p>\n The first thing he saw was her wheelchair<\/p>\n He fled in terror and fell naked down the stairs of the hotel<\/p>\n And spent a week in hospital<\/p>\n Is that why he is now a Man of the Cloth<\/p>\n Exactly as he is still waiting for God to forgive him<\/p>\n But really God does not give a fuck<\/p>\n What did Pippa make of this whole charade<\/p>\n It was to her advantage you know<\/p>\n Explain<\/p>\n I forgot to tell you that I also worked in the hotel and met Pippa later that evening<\/p>\n We clicked and as you might call it fucked the night away<\/p>\n She had found her true meaning<\/p>\n Cunt not cock<\/p>\n We were only woken up when poor Phillip fell down the stairs<\/p>\n Which was good as I was on duty that morning<\/p>\n And Pippa<\/p>\n She now works for the National Trust digging and designing ditches<\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I have told you my story Anna Do you have one for me Yes I have but it is not really about me Then who It is about my brother Phillip Yes Phillip I only have one brother I thought you had two That is my sister Sissy She looks like a man Six foot […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10408","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10408","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10408"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10408\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10415,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10408\/revisions\/10415"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10408"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10408"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10408"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}