Anna<\/p>\n
Yes<\/p>\n
As you know I have weakness for tee shirts<\/p>\n
One look into your wardrobe proves that<\/p>\n
Our wardrobe<\/p>\n
I love your flowery dresses but they do not suit me<\/p>\n
If you gave them a chance they would<\/p>\n
We can exchange wardrobes if you like<\/p>\n
So that I might walk around looking like a dyke biker chick<\/p>\n
No thank you I like my feminine side<\/p>\n
And I like to be a feminine butch<\/p>\n
What is the point of this conversation<\/p>\n
It is about a tee shirt I saw in Canterbury last summer<\/p>\n
Did I not tell you about it<\/p>\n
Not that I can recollect<\/p>\n
I always remember our tee shirt conversations<\/p>\n
Well I was only yards from the cathedral gates when a girl and a boy passed me<\/p>\n
They were both wearing black jeans and white tee shirts<\/p>\n
I must say I am totally fixated by your tale<\/p>\n
Both the tee shirts had a tiny slogan visible<\/p>\n
The girl who was rather beautiful<\/p>\n
Was with her boyfriend who was equally as beautiful<\/p>\n
Handsome men are handsome<\/p>\n
Women are beautiful<\/p>\n
No Anna this man was beautiful<\/p>\n
Quite beautiful in a Mediterranean sort of way<\/p>\n
He had the same colouring as his girlfriend<\/p>\n
She might have been his sister<\/p>\n
I have the same colouring as my brother<\/p>\n
You are splitting hairs Anna<\/p>\n
What was the slogan that so excited you Anna<\/p>\n
I am topless under this shirt\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n Most of us are<\/p>\n But her boyfriend<\/p>\n Or brother<\/p>\n But her boyfriend or brother’s slogan amused me greatly<\/p>\n It read<\/p>\n So am I<\/em><\/p>\n I followed them for a while<\/p>\n Looking at the faces of people in the street<\/p>\n Men being men looked at the beautiful girl and then read her slogan<\/p>\n Some were surprised some totally ignored the girl and looked elsewhere<\/p>\n But it was when the interested read the other slogan that they smiled<\/p>\n What about the women<\/p>\n For the most part they were amused although a couple gave the pair dirty looks<\/p>\n It was an engaging couple of minutes<\/p>\n What happened<\/p>\n Nothing I went towards the main street and they walked off towards the bus station<\/p>\n Did you see them again<\/p>\n No<\/p>\n Anna<\/p>\n I have a gift for you<\/p>\n What is it<\/p>\n A lilac tee shirt<\/p>\n How thoughtful you are<\/p>\n I have also purchased one for myself<\/p>\n Mine is lime green<\/p>\n There are slogans on both tee shirts<\/p>\n I thought there might be Anna<\/p>\n Would you like me to read them to you<\/p>\n There is no need to as I can guess your intention<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Anna Yes As you know I have weakness for tee shirts One look into your wardrobe proves that Our wardrobe I love your flowery dresses but they do not suit me If you gave them a chance they would We can exchange wardrobes if you like So that I might walk around looking like a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10454","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10454","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10454"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10454\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10457,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10454\/revisions\/10457"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10454"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10454"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10454"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}