{"id":10580,"date":"2022-04-20T10:24:08","date_gmt":"2022-04-20T09:24:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=10580"},"modified":"2022-04-20T10:24:08","modified_gmt":"2022-04-20T09:24:08","slug":"new-poem-about-dogs-and-junkies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2022\/04\/20\/new-poem-about-dogs-and-junkies\/","title":{"rendered":"New Poem about Dogs and Junkies"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dogs<\/strong><\/p>\n

Only dogs will sense the apocalypse<\/p>\n

While their drunken masters<\/p>\n

Sleep soundly<\/p>\n

Let the fat people extend their lives<\/p>\n

Untainted by the influence of canine philosophers<\/p>\n

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Graffiti found in a car park not far from the South Bank complex by the author in January 2018
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\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

All dogs are philosophy students<\/p>\n

You can see it in their eyes<\/p>\n

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Graffiti added by the author on a bitterly cold January evening
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He awaits additions
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\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

A homeless person came up to me as I walked across the car park<\/p>\n

Do you have any change mate?<\/em><\/p>\n

No but I have plenty of notes
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Cunt
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I ignored the homeless junkie and wished him a powerful overdose<\/p>\n

Would you give me a note if I told you a joke?
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Perhaps
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My wife bless her soul<\/em><\/p>\n

Is the dead?
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No she fucked off a year or so ago with some flash cunt may he rot in hell
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My wife had some cream in our bathroom cupboard
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It was cream for the treatment of thrush
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Did she have thrush?
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I think so as she tasted tangy when I licked her out
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I was too tired to fuck you see
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Carry on
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Well I found this cream which noted that it would if applied properly get rid of thrush
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And?
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Well I smeared it all over our kitchen window as those little fuckers were shitting on the window on a daily basis
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Why not buy a cat?
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Too expensive anyway cats do not give a fuck for you
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They are the most independent of animals
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Well as I said I smeared it all over the window and do you know what the little fuckers still shit all over the windows next day
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Perhaps the offenders were not thrushes
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They were I would recognise those little fucks anywhere
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Is that the joke?<\/em><\/p>\n

Yes
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Thrush you see<\/em><\/p>\n

I get it
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Will you pay me?<\/em><\/p>\n

For a fix
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Yep
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Why do you not mug some of the filthy rich Jews when they return to their cars?<\/em><\/p>\n

There is not such thing as a rich Jew
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I was only using it as a figure of speech as the Jews have been persecuted throughout time
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That is not nice
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I am part Jewish
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That does not excuse you
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Yes it does<\/em><\/p>\n

I bear no malice towards the Jews
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That will be \u00a320.00
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\u00a320.00 will most probably kill you
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No it will not
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Well here is \u00a360.00 buy a nice fix
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It may be your last
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I watched as the homeless vagrant walked nervously away<\/p>\n

What would Charles Bronson have done?<\/p>\n

Blown the fucker away
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This country is seriously short of vigilantes<\/em><\/p>\n

I pulled up my collar and left the car park<\/p>\n

January is a bleak month<\/p>\n

It promises so much and delivers little<\/p>\n

That is the philosophy of dogs<\/p>\n

Dogs are natural philosophers<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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