I was asked to submit three photographs<\/p>\n
In view of this I submitted four<\/p>\n
Black\/Red<\/p>\n
Red\/Black<\/p>\n
I also submitted two other photographs<\/p>\n
Of a black and white latrine<\/p>\n
They were all rejected<\/p>\n
Which did not surprise me<\/p>\n
As I had been born in the Hebrides<\/p>\n
Which when broken down<\/p>\n
Reads He-Brides<\/p>\n
This I find rather disturbing<\/p>\n
As I am not ambiguous<\/p>\n
Far from it as I like girls wearing<\/p>\n
Aran sweaters and faded jeans<\/p>\n
Who wait at railway stations<\/p>\n
For trains that have been cancelled<\/p>\n
They interest me they interest me a great deal<\/p>\n
So much that I have changed the isle of my birth<\/p>\n
I was born on Fair Isle in 1976<\/p>\n
My father exported sweaters to the mainland<\/p>\n
This made him wealthy and he moved to LA<\/p>\n
Where he now owns a surfing shop in Venice<\/p>\n
His name was Owen but I called him Dad<\/p>\n
My mothers name was Sue but I called her Mum<\/p>\n
People can be very traditional on these islands<\/p>\n
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