I am a woman of summer years<\/p>\n
But I am very independent<\/p>\n
And I like travelling on my own<\/p>\n
I do not want a needy guy in tow<\/p>\n
As he will try to run to his day<\/p>\n
And gradually take over my travel<\/p>\n
Girls can be complete bitches<\/p>\n
And we tend to fall out very quickly<\/p>\n
That leaves me at an advantage<\/p>\n
And at a disadvantage to an extent<\/p>\n
As I am very beautiful woman and guys<\/p>\n
Tend to hover near me like flies<\/p>\n
Around a shit on a hot sticky day<\/p>\n
My solution was so simple as to be elliptical<\/p>\n
It was easy and was suggested in a book<\/p>\n
Change your name it works every time<\/p>\n
So even before I stepped on a train<\/p>\n
I changed my name from Anna to<\/p>\n
I am heavy with child and fucked off with life\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n So when a guy starts chatting me up and asks my name<\/p>\n I tell him it is not Anna Madeline Smith but<\/p>\n I am heavy with child and fucked off with life\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n The guys smile and look at my belly<\/p>\n Sometimes they buy me a coffee or a tea<\/p>\n But they always fuck off looking for somebody else<\/p>\n Women are slightly harder to get rid of as they tell me<\/p>\n That they will be with me each step of the way<\/p>\n And that they will hold my hand on the special day<\/p>\n I am working out ways to try to be rid of them<\/p>\n And apart from saying Fuck Off you Lessie Bitch<\/em><\/p>\n I have not yet thought of anything suitable<\/p>\n I only fuck men hung like horses is a possibility\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n But my knowledge of equine genitalia is rather lacking<\/p>\n So I have put this one on a back shelf and maybe in a box<\/p>\n <\/p>\n To Be Continued<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n From Travelling on Trains by Anna & Anna<\/em><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I am a woman of summer years But I am very independent And I like travelling on my own I do not want a needy guy in tow As he will try to run to his day And gradually take over my travel Girls can be complete bitches And we tend to fall out very […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10679","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10679","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10679"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10679\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10683,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10679\/revisions\/10683"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10679"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10679"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10679"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}