No matter how hard I tried<\/p>\n
I could not make a sausage roll<\/p>\n
Recipes came and\u00a0 recipes went with no success<\/p>\n
Until my sister sissy sissy sissy had an idea<\/p>\n
That was to write a long fan letter<\/p>\n
To Pierre of the Ambiguities<\/p>\n
This I did and he replied within a week<\/p>\n
He suggested that I meet him in Oslo<\/p>\n
And later in Bremen where we purchased<\/p>\n
Sausages from eighteen countries red and green<\/p>\n
He took me to the top of a black blue hill<\/p>\n
Where we cooked these international sausages<\/p>\n
Until they were ready for their flaky coats<\/p>\n
Then to my immediate surprise he released<\/p>\n
All but two of the blue black sausages<\/p>\n
And from that great day forward<\/p>\n
I knew how to make a sausage roll<\/p>\n
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