I was once very keen on a girl named Mary Mary<\/p>\n
And we arranged to meet on a Saturday outside of<\/p>\n
The Five Precious Wounds Catholic Church<\/p>\n
Before going to the cinema and a wimpy bar<\/p>\n
But she did not show up which mystified me<\/p>\n
Although I disappointed I went to the cinema<\/p>\n
And watched Charles Bronson clean up New York<\/p>\n
It was whilst I was there that I met Alice Alice<\/p>\n
Who worked at the cinema as an evening usherette<\/p>\n
We were instantly attracted as she shared my love of violent cinema<\/p>\n
And were married two years later at the very church<\/p>\n
Where I had been due to meet Mary Mary on that warm Saturday evening<\/p>\n
Alice Alice and I were blessed with two children three cats and a car<\/p>\n
That was over twenty years ago as we have remained happy together ever since<\/p>\n
But during a trip to a convent in Kent last summer a strange thing happened to me<\/p>\n
As I recognised one of the nuns as Mary Mary and chatted to her for a while in the garden<\/p>\n
She explained that they reason she had not shown up was because she suffered from Dyscalculia<\/p>\n
And had lost count of Christ’s wounds and had ended up at a church in Surbiton<\/p>\n
Instead of Stonebridge Park but it was whilst she was wandering around this beautiful church<\/p>\n
That she met Jesus Christ and has remained with him ever since that quite memorable day<\/p>\n
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