When walking recently I found a Batman figure<\/p>\n
Secreted on a bench facing the sea<\/p>\n
It was made by Lego as part of a Gotham City set<\/p>\n
I was quite surprised by my unusual find<\/p>\n
As one does not normally find Lego figures<\/p>\n
On sea worn benches with views to France<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Yesterday I purchased a book about yellow wallpaper<\/p>\n
Which had a naked woman on its mysterious cover<\/p>\n
This is not unusual as female nudes often feature<\/p>\n
On books featuring wallpapers yellow and green<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
On the day that I returned from another war<\/p>\n
I found Batman sprawled across my book<\/p>\n
Sniffing Marie Antoinette’s naked white arse<\/p>\n
My fellow officers found this all rather confusing<\/p>\n
As Marie Antoinette during her lifetime<\/p>\n
Had never visited Gotham City<\/p>\n
But I found Batman’s actions quite ordinary<\/p>\n
As super-heroes often sniff the warm arses<\/p>\n
Of the Queens of France and other illustrations<\/p>\n
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Outlaw<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" When walking recently I found a Batman figure Secreted on a bench facing the sea It was made by Lego as part of a Gotham City set I was quite surprised by my unusual find As one does not normally find Lego figures On sea worn benches with views to France Yesterday I purchased […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10818","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10818","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10818"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10818\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10822,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10818\/revisions\/10822"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10818"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10818"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10818"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}