My friend from Bosnia is visiting me this summer<\/p>\n
His skin is Blue due to an industrial accident he suffered<\/p>\n
He is in love with my ginger sister who he calls Red<\/p>\n
Even though her name is Pauline and she is in fact blonde<\/p>\n
We live together in a lovely little house in Green Park<\/p>\n
Having previously lived in Wood Green Turnham Green and Greenford<\/p>\n
Pauline likes Blue although my happiest colour is Red Skinny Red<\/p>\n
Paul does not have an opinion so therefore does not have a favourite colour<\/p>\n
he is our neighbours dog who we are looking after whilst they are in prison<\/p>\n
Paul is an obedient dog who understands the process of law but does not really<\/p>\n
understand why his owners are serving full life sentences for writing about Kanada<\/p>\n
Pauline and I are currently at the airport awaiting my friends arrival his plane<\/p>\n
is an hour late so we are passing the time by listening to Pink and Simply Red<\/p>\n
on our headphones which were generously donated by the airline in lieu of refreshments<\/p>\n
The Wizard of Oz is playing on the arrivals and departure board it contains my favourite song<\/p>\n
Follow the Yellow Brick Road Follow the Yellow Brick Road I was once married to Judy Garland<\/p>\n
but she died before I was born which presented a difficulty as I had an accident when living<\/p>\n
in Bosnia which turned my skin Blue and it is known that Judy’s favourite colour was Yellow<\/p>\n
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