{"id":10895,"date":"2022-05-27T10:04:16","date_gmt":"2022-05-27T09:04:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=10895"},"modified":"2022-05-27T10:06:14","modified_gmt":"2022-05-27T09:06:14","slug":"my-norwegian-cousin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2022\/05\/27\/my-norwegian-cousin\/","title":{"rendered":"My Norwegian Cousin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have a Norwegian cousin<\/p>\n<p>She lives in Stoke<\/p>\n<p>Her name is Liv<\/p>\n<p>She is mild mannered<\/p>\n<p>And quite beautiful<\/p>\n<p>As most Norwegians are<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I have never met her<\/p>\n<p>As I live in Western Australia<\/p>\n<p>My name is David<\/p>\n<p>I am also mild mannered<\/p>\n<p>Tall and good looking<\/p>\n<p>As many Australians are<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>We correspond frequently<\/p>\n<p>And exchange photographs<\/p>\n<p>Of ourselves reading Therese Raquin<\/p>\n<p>It is our favourite novel by far<\/p>\n<p>And we have named our cats<\/p>\n<p>T<span title=\"French-language text\"><i lang=\"fr\">h\u00e9r\u00e8se et Laurent ont tu\u00e9 Camille<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a Norwegian cousin She lives in Stoke Her name is Liv She is mild mannered And quite beautiful As most Norwegians are &nbsp; I have never met her As I live in Western Australia My name is David I am also mild mannered Tall and good looking As many Australians are &nbsp; We [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10895","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10895","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10895"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10895\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10898,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10895\/revisions\/10898"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10895"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10895"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10895"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}