Long before I met you Anna<\/p>\n
I knew a woman called Gwen<\/p>\n
She was my lecturer at university<\/p>\n
We had a short affair which was very sexual<\/p>\n
But when I left college it fizzled out<\/p>\n
I initially thought it was that distance prevented us fucking<\/p>\n
But soon realised that it was more than that<\/p>\n
As we have been friends ever since<\/p>\n
Is this the Gwen that you sometimes mention<\/p>\n
Very much<\/p>\n
I would like to meet her<\/p>\n
I think that might be difficult as she lives in the USA<\/p>\n
I can see why she was attracted to you<\/p>\n
She had her pick of many beautiful women<\/p>\n
We just clicked that is all<\/p>\n
Was it physical straight away<\/p>\n
Very much<\/p>\n
It was the opposite of you and I<\/p>\n
We were chess players you know<\/p>\n
I soon realised that<\/p>\n
What was Gwen like<\/p>\n
She was dark in complexion<\/p>\n
Raven hair<\/p>\n
And had a rounded figure that artists would have liked<\/p>\n
But there was something a little odd about her<\/p>\n
In what way<\/p>\n
It was nothing really a tattoo<\/p>\n
A tattoo<\/p>\n
A lot of us have tattoos<\/p>\n
If you care to look on my shoulder<\/p>\n
You will see your name Anna<\/p>\n
And you will also see mine Anna<\/p>\n
So what was peculiar about that tattoo<\/p>\n
Did she have Brad Pitt tattooed on her arse<\/p>\n
Nothing of the sort<\/p>\n
It was just a thin line of poetry<\/p>\n
Written in Latin and was almost obscured by her pubic mass<\/p>\n
She had a hairy cunt then<\/p>\n
Very much I have never seen a bigger cunt<\/p>\n
I think she was a refugee from the 1970s<\/p>\n
She had hairy pits to boot<\/p>\n
I think she was a secret feminist<\/p>\n
Did she hate men and all that shit<\/p>\n
No she was rather warm to them but preferred women<\/p>\n
It was as simple as that<\/p>\n
So what about the tattoo<\/p>\n
I did not see it at first<\/p>\n
I was lying on her belly when I saw these tiny words<\/p>\n
As I said they were almost hidden by the dark mass of her pubic hair<\/p>\n
I looked but could not make them out as they were written in Latin<\/p>\n
What was the line<\/p>\n
If I remember correctly it read<\/p>\n
Dum sol obscurum radiis illuminat orbem\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n Did she explain the words<\/p>\n Yes she did but I cannot recall what was said<\/p>\n Do you know what it means<\/p>\n Yes<\/p>\n Were you taught Latin at school Anna<\/p>\n Almost with a cruel intent as young ladies of breeding must know Latin<\/p>\n Explain these words please Anna and do not take the piss<\/p>\n Well roughly translated it appears to be the first line of a work by John Owen<\/p>\n I have never heard of him<\/p>\n Not many people have<\/p>\n It is from a work called Friendship follows Fortune I believe<\/p>\n When the sun lights the dark earth with its rays is a translation<\/p>\n That is an odd thing to have tattooed above ones cunt<\/p>\n Possibly but I think Gwen enjoyed the humour of the line<\/p>\n Just think of it a cunt is a place of pleasure and dreams<\/p>\n Did Owen mean this<\/p>\n Not in the slightest<\/p>\n The work was called Friendship follows Fortune<\/p>\n It was the last thing on his mind<\/p>\n So you are saying it was Gwen’s little joke a message for all those who reached her cunt without obstruction<\/p>\n Very much it was a humour and a very subtle humour<\/p>\n I think I would like Gwen she sounds my type of person<\/p>\n Anna<\/p>\n Yes<\/p>\n Outlaw is a man<\/p>\n He tells me he is but I have never looked<\/p>\n What do you think he will call this fiction<\/p>\n I have not the faintest<\/p>\n What about Friendship follows Fucking<\/p>\n Possibly<\/p>\n I no longer fuck Gwen but we are great friends<\/p>\n So really Friendship follows Fucking seems a good title<\/p>\n Who am I to disagree and I do not think that Outlaw will care either way<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Outlaw<\/em><\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Long before I met you Anna I knew a woman called Gwen She was my lecturer at university We had a short affair which was very sexual But when I left college it fizzled out I initially thought it was that distance prevented us fucking But soon realised that it was more than that As […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10922","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10922","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10922"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10922\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10925,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10922\/revisions\/10925"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10922"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10922"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10922"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}