I was late getting up and wandered into the bathroom<\/p>\n
Stark naked with a erection as I tend to wake up in that state<\/p>\n
As the house was quiet I thought it to be without occupation<\/p>\n
Imagine my shock then when I saw you quite naked at the sink<\/p>\n
I do not know who was the more embarrassed<\/p>\n
But that was the least of my problems for as I stepped back<\/p>\n
Out of common courtesy I tripped over the fucking cat<\/p>\n
My fall could have not been worse as I fell down the nearby stairs<\/p>\n
Which resulted in me breaking my leg in two places<\/p>\n
I will because of this be on crutches for a number of weeks<\/p>\n
A fact that will inhibit my summer as I am a keen walker<\/p>\n
But all is not lost as I now know that you do not dye your hair<\/p>\n
And that your collar and cuffs are tidy and match perfectly<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
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