{"id":1095,"date":"2014-07-19T12:14:56","date_gmt":"2014-07-19T12:14:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=1095"},"modified":"2014-07-19T12:14:56","modified_gmt":"2014-07-19T12:14:56","slug":"young-sardanapalus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2014\/07\/19\/young-sardanapalus\/","title":{"rendered":"Young Sardanapalus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Young Sardanapalus has always<\/p>\n<p>appreciated the last minute dinners<\/p>\n<p>left for him by the porters<\/p>\n<p>who whilst in retirement<\/p>\n<p>still reside at the college<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Young Sardanapalus has always exercised<\/p>\n<p>the greatest caution<\/p>\n<p>when taking women back to his rooms<\/p>\n<p>an undergarment left within view<\/p>\n<p>or a sudden shriek of pleasure<\/p>\n<p>might reveal his hidden game<\/p>\n<p><i>He has often considered the priesthood <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>\u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n<p>When attending lectures at the college<\/p>\n<p>Young Sardanapalus often falls asleep<\/p>\n<p><i>(The consequence of many nights) <\/i><\/p>\n<p>and dreams of his attendance<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>In terms of learning<\/p>\n<p>Young Sardanapalus has few equals<\/p>\n<p>he is often to be found<\/p>\n<p>studying in his rooms at night<\/p>\n<p>with a bottle of claret<\/p>\n<p>as a companion<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>During his days at college<\/p>\n<p>Young Sardanapalus joined only one society<\/p>\n<p><i>The Balfours\u00a0 <\/i><\/p>\n<p>in his final year<\/p>\n<p>he was elected as its president<\/p>\n<p>an honour that occasioned tears<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Young Sardanapalus has always appreciated the last minute dinners left for him by the porters who whilst in retirement still reside at the college &nbsp; Young Sardanapalus has always exercised the greatest caution when taking women back to his rooms an undergarment left within view or a sudden shriek of pleasure might reveal his hidden [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1095"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1095"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1095\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1095"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1095"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1095"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}