{"id":1103,"date":"2014-07-19T12:35:08","date_gmt":"2014-07-19T12:35:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=1103"},"modified":"2014-07-19T12:35:08","modified_gmt":"2014-07-19T12:35:08","slug":"naked-churches","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2014\/07\/19\/naked-churches\/","title":{"rendered":"Naked Churches"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A King Charles Spaniel<\/p>\n<p>sat at the highest window<\/p>\n<p>of a Georgian house<\/p>\n<p>that overlooked<\/p>\n<p>the market square<\/p>\n<p>in Devizes<\/p>\n<p><i>It was watching the passing clouds <\/i><\/p>\n<p>little did it know<\/p>\n<p>that far above<\/p>\n<p>on one of these clouds<\/p>\n<p>Dino and Aeneas<\/p>\n<p>were sitting naked<\/p>\n<p>deep in conversation<\/p>\n<p>with the equally naked<\/p>\n<p>Topsy and Turvey<\/p>\n<p><i>Dogs understand clouds but do not understand nudity<\/i><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A King Charles Spaniel sat at the highest window of a Georgian house that overlooked the market square in Devizes It was watching the passing clouds little did it know that far above on one of these clouds Dino and Aeneas were sitting naked deep in conversation with the equally naked Topsy and Turvey Dogs [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1103"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1103"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1103\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1103"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1103"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1103"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}