{"id":11068,"date":"2022-06-20T23:44:24","date_gmt":"2022-06-20T22:44:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=11068"},"modified":"2022-06-21T10:05:17","modified_gmt":"2022-06-21T09:05:17","slug":"the-dukes-funeral","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2022\/06\/20\/the-dukes-funeral\/","title":{"rendered":"The Duke&#8217;s Funeral"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What are you reading Anna<\/p>\n<p>Night Walks by Charles Dickens<\/p>\n<p>What is about<\/p>\n<p>Night Walks<\/p>\n<p>He wrote it at a time in his life when he was an insomniac<\/p>\n<p>Charles used to wander through London at night in an effort to seek a cure<\/p>\n<p>It was during these walks that he really discovered the streets<\/p>\n<p>And it is recorded in this small book<\/p>\n<p>So what has this to do with the Duke of Wellington<\/p>\n<p>One of these observations is called Trading in Death<\/p>\n<p>Let me read some of it to you<\/p>\n<p>It is about Wellington&#8217;s funeral<\/p>\n<p><em>SEATS and WINDOWS to LET in the best part of the Strand a few doors from Coutts banking house<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Or more locally souvenirs\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>One of the last LETTERS of the DUKE OF WELLINGTON for DISPOSAL dated from Walmer Castle within a day or two of his death<\/em><\/p>\n<p>There was quite a cottage industry in those days<\/p>\n<p>It seems quite haunting that the Duke lived and died so near to us<\/p>\n<p>Do you think our house was here in 1852<\/p>\n<p>I doubt it<\/p>\n<p>What do you think was here<\/p>\n<p>I do not have foggiest as the coastal geography has changed so much around here in the last hundred and fifty years<\/p>\n<p>The sea I think was nearer to the castle in those days<\/p>\n<p>Would you pay to watch the Duke&#8217;s funeral<\/p>\n<p>I fear I would be a bit late Anna<\/p>\n<p>I mean if you were around in 1852<\/p>\n<p>Watch it on television<\/p>\n<p>I would watch it on television<\/p>\n<p>In 1852<\/p>\n<p>Yes just after the Night Garden<\/p>\n<p>Outlaw<\/p>\n<p>Yes<\/p>\n<p>I cannot get any sense out of this one<\/p>\n<p>Really<\/p>\n<p>What is your question<\/p>\n<p>Would you have paid to watch the Duke of Wellington&#8217;s funeral in London in 1852<\/p>\n<p>Dunno<\/p>\n<p>Maybe<\/p>\n<p>Would you<\/p>\n<p>Possibly<\/p>\n<p>Outlaw<\/p>\n<p>What<\/p>\n<p>Would you end this fiction as we are getting precisely nowhere<\/p>\n<p>I was rather enjoying it<\/p>\n<p>Ask Anna<\/p>\n<p>I have<\/p>\n<p>And what did she say<\/p>\n<p>She just took the piss<\/p>\n<p>Do you know something Anna<\/p>\n<p>Pray tell<\/p>\n<p>You take life far to seriously sometimes<\/p>\n<p>It saddens my pen<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What are you reading Anna Night Walks by Charles Dickens What is about Night Walks He wrote it at a time in his life when he was an insomniac Charles used to wander through London at night in an effort to seek a cure It was during these walks that he really discovered the streets [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11068","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11068","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11068"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11068\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11079,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11068\/revisions\/11079"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11068"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11068"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11068"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}