{"id":11080,"date":"2022-06-21T17:15:24","date_gmt":"2022-06-21T16:15:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=11080"},"modified":"2022-06-21T18:00:57","modified_gmt":"2022-06-21T17:00:57","slug":"the-illuminated-tit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2022\/06\/21\/the-illuminated-tit\/","title":{"rendered":"The Illuminated Tit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was looking through my photographs recently<\/p>\n<p>And found one that immediately mystified me<\/p>\n<p>It was a blurred shot of a tit in profile<\/p>\n<p>Against a brightly illuminated background<\/p>\n<p>It had been recorded on my camera during the last year<\/p>\n<p>But I have no memory of taking this photograph<\/p>\n<p>And to be truthful I have not been in the company<\/p>\n<p>Of topless women as this might distract me<\/p>\n<p>From my job as a curate here in Glastonbury<\/p>\n<p>I have placed this photo on my online account<\/p>\n<p>And the church has graciously let me use theirs<\/p>\n<p>If this is a photograph of your tit then please contact me<\/p>\n<p>So that I may hand over the copyright and also apologise<\/p>\n<p>For my careless approach when photographing the light<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was looking through my photographs recently And found one that immediately mystified me It was a blurred shot of a tit in profile Against a brightly illuminated background It had been recorded on my camera during the last year But I have no memory of taking this photograph And to be truthful I have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11080","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11080","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11080"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11080\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11084,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11080\/revisions\/11084"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11080"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11080"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11080"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}