I once found myself on Bewdley Railway Station<\/p>\n
Waiting for a steam train<\/p>\n
How I had got there was a mystery to me<\/p>\n
The last thing I can remember was being at church fete<\/p>\n
Dressed as Joan Jett and buying ceramics from a Destroy China Stall<\/p>\n
Indeed on the seat next to me was a Wade whiskey barrel and an Edwardian rose<\/p>\n
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Were you on drugs Anna<\/p>\n
No as you know I have never taken drugs<\/p>\n
Funny fags<\/p>\n
No<\/p>\n
Too much booze<\/p>\n
No<\/p>\n
Were you fucking anyone<\/p>\n
Not that I can remember<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Outlaw<\/p>\n
Fuck off I am in Lima<\/p>\n
What are you doing there<\/p>\n
Waiting for the 76 bus what do you think<\/p>\n
Outlaw<\/p>\n
I am offline Anna<\/p>\n
Just chat to Jasmine Tea<\/p>\n
I find her hard to find<\/p>\n
Just listen for her couplets in the trees
\nThen make music with the birds and bees<\/p>\n
How long will you be away<\/p>\n
Till September or maybe longer<\/p>\n
Outlaw<\/p>\n
Anna<\/p>\n
Will you clear up the Bewdley Railway Station\u00a0 mystery for Anna<\/p>\n
For what reason<\/p>\n
Because it is worrying her<\/p>\n
She was fucking Lima<\/p>\n
Outlaw<\/p>\n
Outlaw where the fuck are you<\/p>\n
FUCK FUCK FUCK<\/p>\n
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Who are shouting at Anna<\/p>\n
Outlaw<\/p>\n
Why<\/p>\n
I was asking about you and the railway station<\/p>\n
What did he say<\/p>\n
He said you were fucking Lima<\/p>\n
Who is Lima<\/p>\n
I do not have a clue<\/p>\n
He said that was the reason you were at the station<\/p>\n
I was naked but dressed as Joan Jett Anna<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Were you dreaming Anna<\/p>\n
No<\/p>\n
I was wide awake<\/p>\n
Were you naked Anna<\/p>\n
Yes<\/p>\n
I was naked but dressed as Joan Jett Anna<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
This conversation is going nowhere Anna<\/p>\n
I am telling the truth<\/p>\n
Did nobody come up to you<\/p>\n
Yes<\/p>\n
Yes what<\/p>\n
Yes a cop came up to me as he thought I was a time traveller like Viola<\/p>\n
What did he ask<\/p>\n
He asked me for my name<\/p>\n
Did you tell him<\/p>\n
Yes<\/p>\n
What he do<\/p>\n
He arrested me<\/p>\n
For what reason<\/p>\n
Because of my name<\/p>\n
Anna what is wrong with Anna<\/p>\n
Nothing<\/p>\n
So why did he arrest you<\/p>\n
Because of my name<\/p>\n
Anna<\/p>\n
Yes<\/p>\n
What is today’s date<\/p>\n
The 25th of June 2022<\/p>\n
Where do we live<\/p>\n
By the sea<\/p>\n
But where by the sea<\/p>\n
Kingsdown<\/p>\n
Where is Outlaw<\/p>\n
In Peru<\/p>\n
Who is living in his house<\/p>\n
Jasmine Tea<\/p>\n
What is so unusual about Jasmine Tea<\/p>\n
She is both deaf and dumb<\/p>\n
And has the writing skills of a child<\/p>\n
There is something else odd about her<\/p>\n
Does she come from Peru<\/p>\n
That is not my question Anna<\/p>\n
I told the cop that my name was Fucking Lima<\/p>\n
Fucking Lima was my birth name<\/p>\n
You never told me that<\/p>\n
I was told not to<\/p>\n
By whom<\/p>\n
Joan Jett Anna<\/p>\n
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Anna have you taken something seriously have you taken anything<\/p>\n
I stole some butter from the local grocers a couple of years ago<\/p>\n
We do not have a grocers shop in Kingsdown as well you know<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Anna<\/p>\n
I know what you are going to ask<\/p>\n
Should Joan Jett<\/p>\n
Anna<\/p>\n
Share our bed or sleep in the spare room<\/p>\n
What can you not see that I am weeping<\/p>\n
Yes but weeping is only a useful word to describe an emotion amongst other things<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Anna<\/p>\n
I have the answer for you<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Jasmine Tea is neither deaf nor dumb and has admirable writing skills<\/p>\n
Jasmine Tea is Outlaw’s identical twin and only speaks in couplets<\/p>\n
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