{"id":11156,"date":"2022-06-27T21:42:15","date_gmt":"2022-06-27T20:42:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=11156"},"modified":"2022-06-27T21:47:35","modified_gmt":"2022-06-27T20:47:35","slug":"touching-the-planets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2022\/06\/27\/touching-the-planets\/","title":{"rendered":"Touching the Planets"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have never told this to anyone before<\/p>\n<p>So you must promise to keep it secret<\/p>\n<p>Okay then I will proceed<\/p>\n<p>I have a talent a very special talent<\/p>\n<p>That is that I can touch planets<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>This first became apparent to me<\/p>\n<p>When I touched Venus one night<\/p>\n<p>I then touched Mercury without difficulty<\/p>\n<p>Mars was next and then Jupiter Saturn and Neptune<\/p>\n<p>But I did not touch Uranus as Venus had already slapped my face<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>A short poem found in a neglected book<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have never told this to anyone before So you must promise to keep it secret Okay then I will proceed I have a talent a very special talent That is that I can touch planets &nbsp; This first became apparent to me When I touched Venus one night I then touched Mercury without difficulty [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11156","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11156","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11156"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11156\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11160,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11156\/revisions\/11160"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11156"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11156"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11156"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}