I am an unnamed actress<\/p>\n
I was born in France<\/p>\n
I am quite popular<\/p>\n
As I am rather beautiful<\/p>\n
In a French manner<\/p>\n
Many men and women<\/p>\n
Want to see me naked<\/p>\n
Which is very nice<\/p>\n
But this is only ever<\/p>\n
Going to be a desire<\/p>\n
As although I am no prude<\/p>\n
I do not do nude scenes<\/p>\n
In my movies or on stage<\/p>\n
This is written into my contract<\/p>\n
Recently the French magazine Lui<\/p>\n
Asked me to pose for the summer issue<\/p>\n
I immediately agreed to pose on my beach<\/p>\n
As long as my favourite rocks were included<\/p>\n
I am very fond of these coloured rocks<\/p>\n
Which are at the bottom of my path<\/p>\n
They offered me a great deal money<\/p>\n
And a substantial donation to my favourite charity<\/p>\n
But I still refused unless my rocks were included<\/p>\n
The magazine then gave in and I posed for the photographs<\/p>\n
I was completely unclothed behind my coloured rocks<\/p>\n
Everybody was naked and we swam afterwards<\/p>\n
It was a day that was enjoyed by everyone present<\/p>\n
The summer issue was published yesterday and has proved popular<\/p>\n
And the coloured rocks at the bottom of my garden path<\/p>\n
Have already received a number of substantial film offers<\/p>\n
Which is good for me as I have decided to take a ten year sabbatical<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
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