There is only one thing worse than a hot day<\/p>\n
What is that Anna<\/p>\n
A fat person on a hot day<\/p>\n
Waddling and sweaty<\/p>\n
On the street<\/p>\n
It is worse than seeing<\/p>\n
An ugly person<\/p>\n
Staring at your beauty<\/p>\n
And wishing you dead<\/p>\n
Who said that Anna<\/p>\n
Jasmine Tea<\/p>\n
She did not exactly say that<\/p>\n
What do you mean<\/p>\n
She thought it<\/p>\n
How would you know of her thoughts<\/p>\n
Outlaw told me<\/p>\n
Outlaw is in Peru<\/p>\n
He is in Lima<\/p>\n
Lucy Lima<\/p>\n
Lucky Lima<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Anna<\/p>\n
Have you ever seen Outlaw naked<\/p>\n
No<\/p>\n
Have you<\/p>\n
Yes<\/p>\n
When<\/p>\n
About a year ago<\/p>\n
Where<\/p>\n
In his shower<\/p>\n
Why did you do that<\/p>\n
Equality Anna Equality<\/p>\n
Confused<\/p>\n
He often writes about us naked and sometimes fucking<\/p>\n
Yes<\/p>\n
I thought that I would see him naked<\/p>\n
So I hid myself in a cupboard<\/p>\n
In the wet room and waited for him to shower<\/p>\n
What is he like<\/p>\n
He is hung like a zither<\/p>\n
Really<\/p>\n
I almost came on the spot<\/p>\n
How did you manage to control yourself<\/p>\n
I could not find a spot in the wet room cupboard<\/p>\n
Does he know<\/p>\n
Yes<\/p>\n
How<\/p>\n
He is our creator he knows everything<\/p>\n
What did he say<\/p>\n
Nothing apart from he cares little about nudity<\/p>\n
It is only skin and hair<\/p>\n
So<\/p>\n
So<\/p>\n
But there is something special about Outlaw’s body<\/p>\n
That being<\/p>\n
He has a large scar near his hip<\/p>\n
Really what happened<\/p>\n
He was evasive at first but I blackmailed him<\/p>\n
How<\/p>\n
I said I would tell the world about his fetish<\/p>\n
Fetish<\/p>\n
He likes to see underarm hair on women<\/p>\n
Really<\/p>\n
But the woman has to be beautiful<\/p>\n
Otherwise it is just gross<\/p>\n
Why do you think I have hairy pits<\/p>\n
I have never thought about it<\/p>\n
Did he tell you how he got the scar<\/p>\n
Yes<\/p>\n
Well how<\/p>\n
He was born a conjoined twin<\/p>\n
WHAT<\/p>\n
A conjoined identical twin<\/p>\n
REALLY<\/p>\n
Where does his twin live<\/p>\n
At present upstairs in our spare room<\/p>\n
TEA BAG<\/p>\n
SHHHHH<\/p>\n
Yes Tea Bag is Outlaw’s identical twin<\/p>\n
Does she have a scar<\/p>\n
I would imagine so<\/p>\n
What does she look like<\/p>\n
She is smaller that Outlaw but not that short possibly about 1.75<\/p>\n
How tall is Outlaw<\/p>\n
1,85 I believe<\/p>\n
Unlike Outlaw she is quite dark<\/p>\n
As if she originated from Southern Europe<\/p>\n
Is she beautiful<\/p>\n
Very<\/p>\n
So why has Outlaw kept her a secret<\/p>\n
Fuck knows<\/p>\n
Is she mad<\/p>\n
She is the same as you and I<\/p>\n
Is she a gay girl<\/p>\n
Not as far as I can see<\/p>\n
But Outlaw is not gay is he<\/p>\n
Is she English<\/p>\n
Of course she is<\/p>\n
Really Anna you can be so vacant sometimes<\/p>\n
Fuck you Anna<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Then why is she in such a state<\/p>\n
That is for us to find out<\/p>\n
Is it because Outlaw is in Lima<\/p>\n
Possibly<\/p>\n
Is she jealous<\/p>\n
Of what<\/p>\n
Lima<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
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