{"id":11235,"date":"2022-07-09T07:32:59","date_gmt":"2022-07-09T06:32:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=11235"},"modified":"2022-07-09T07:41:21","modified_gmt":"2022-07-09T06:41:21","slug":"sinful-thoughts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2022\/07\/09\/sinful-thoughts\/","title":{"rendered":"Sinful Thoughts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have sinful thoughts sometimes<\/p>\n<p>As I often celebrate the assassinations<\/p>\n<p>Of the people who I do not care for<\/p>\n<p>Or sometimes even fully despise<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday an ex prime minister<\/p>\n<p>Of this miserable country of ours<\/p>\n<p>Had his putrid brains blown out<\/p>\n<p>By a lone assassin whilst on holiday<\/p>\n<p>And sadly after finding out<\/p>\n<p>I felt happy all day and celebrated<\/p>\n<p>By buying my girlfriend a bunch of flowers<\/p>\n<p>We also celebrated this miserable poem<\/p>\n<p>By dining at a discreet little restaurant<\/p>\n<p>In this city of my black and white extremes<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>Fanny<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have sinful thoughts sometimes As I often celebrate the assassinations Of the people who I do not care for Or sometimes even fully despise Yesterday an ex prime minister Of this miserable country of ours Had his putrid brains blown out By a lone assassin whilst on holiday And sadly after finding out I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11235","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11235","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11235"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11235\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11239,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11235\/revisions\/11239"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11235"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11235"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11235"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}