I am a lazy fellow who spends much of his time<\/p>\n
Near his own swimming pool<\/p>\n
Or the swimming pools of his many friends<\/p>\n
It is an almost dreamlike existence<\/p>\n
Swimming and sunbathing<\/p>\n
But also enjoying the bare breasts of the women present<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
And here it ends for me as I am now beginning to question God’s purpose<\/p>\n
Unlike most other parts of the human body which have a lifetime’s use<\/p>\n
Female breasts are only used for twenty to thirty years<\/p>\n
And sometimes not at all should the woman remain childless<\/p>\n
Some men see them as objects of desire whilst others just think of their mothers<\/p>\n
This desire is obviously programmed into the decaying minds of most men by God<\/p>\n
But what was his purpose or is it just an elaborate joke<\/p>\n
Some men like bums whereas others like the female cunt<\/p>\n
Yet both have a dual purpose neither of which can be described as erotic<\/p>\n
Unless you are gross and perverted as sadly some men are<\/p>\n
I am a simple guy and like to think that I am a breast man like most other men<\/p>\n
We are not controversial and are happy to share them<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
From my vantage on this sunbed I can see the breasts of five of my female friends<\/p>\n
Jilly Billie Tilly\u00a0 Sissy and Issy<\/em><\/p>\n They are happy for me to see them and are comfortable with their own exposure<\/p>\n And even if they think about it at all<\/p>\n I would not think that they are considering God’s humours<\/p>\n As I tend to do and really are just chasing a deserved freedom and a decent tan<\/p>\n Perhaps I should come down from my lofty perch and begin to enjoy life for what it is<\/p>\n Otherwise I can in my future years see myself becoming a priest<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Outlaw<\/em><\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I am a lazy fellow who spends much of his time Near his own swimming pool Or the swimming pools of his many friends It is an almost dreamlike existence Swimming and sunbathing But also enjoying the bare breasts of the women present And here it ends for me as I am now beginning […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11271"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11271\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11280,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11271\/revisions\/11280"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}