Anna where have you been<\/p>\n
Outlaw’s house<\/p>\n
Why<\/p>\n
Because I wanted to read his diary<\/p>\n
I did not know that he kept one<\/p>\n
Neither did I until I found it<\/p>\n
Is there much in it<\/p>\n
Not really<\/p>\n
He keeps a record of the miles he has walked<\/p>\n
Is he a keen walker<\/p>\n
No<\/p>\n
He just keeps a record of his miles<\/p>\n
Does he do many<\/p>\n
Quite a few<\/p>\n
Last year he walked 1003 miles and so far this year he has waked over 500 miles<\/p>\n
Wow<\/p>\n
He is just driven<\/p>\n
Anything else<\/p>\n
Only fashion tips<\/p>\n
Fashion tips<\/p>\n
Yes he considers himself a fashionista<\/p>\n
Really<\/p>\n
I think he is pretentious<\/p>\n
Read me a few<\/p>\n
It is mostly about colours and how they work together<\/p>\n
He also has written an interesting comment about how to expose flesh and not be vulgar<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
If you have long legs then this puts you at an advantage against women who have shorter legs although at the same time it causes you more problems<\/em><\/p>\n If you wear a shortened skirt then this will dominate and possibly detract from what you are trying to achieve<\/em><\/p>\n The secret is to wear a modest skirt that is cut to expose a certain amount of leg when you move<\/em><\/p>\n It must not be cut too high as this can be vulgar<\/em><\/p>\n If you have moderately tanned legs this will help<\/em><\/p>\n Never use fake tans<\/em><\/p>\n <\/p>\n And then he goes on to talk about how colours work with complexions and how it is important that you consider your hair and its colour as this is where many mistakes are made<\/p>\n It their anything else<\/p>\n Yes and this one amuses me<\/p>\n Then I shall smile Anna<\/p>\n Outlaw in his penultimate entry discusses nipples<\/p>\n Nipples<\/p>\n Yes nipples and how they can be used to enhance ones style<\/p>\n <\/p>\n I quite often see women wearing quite sheer blouses with their bras clearly visible<\/em><\/p>\n This is a common mistake as one should avoid wearing bras when wearing gossamer blouses<\/em><\/p>\n That is easy for me to say as a man as such exposure may cause unwelcome comments<\/em><\/p>\n The secret is to wear a vest under the blouse again without a bra so that your modesty is preserved<\/em><\/p>\n But there is another way that if you like to feel liberated under your blouse that you can make your nipples work for you without sending out the wrong messages<\/em><\/p>\n This is to wear a slightly less sheer blouse that at first glances hides your nipples but hints at the shadow of your areola as this can be quite sensuous if correctly done<\/em><\/p>\n The golden rule is to be subtle<\/em><\/p>\n Sadly not all women can get away with this as the size of their breasts and the darkness and size of their nipples can be restrictive<\/em><\/p>\n <\/p>\n He then rattles on about summer dresses<\/p>\n Do you know that the thing that fucks me off about Outlaw is his total male arrogance<\/p>\n He thinks he knows a great deal about everything<\/p>\n But he is limited as he adores beauty so much he ignores the ordinary<\/p>\n In his world plain or ugly women do not exist<\/p>\n There is nothing above size sixteen within his gaze<\/p>\n His male gaze<\/p>\n That is why he writes this tripe<\/p>\n He wants to own women under the guise of pretending to liberate them<\/p>\n Do you think he gets off on it<\/p>\n Not in the way that you think but yes I think it brings him great pleasure<\/p>\n His pen has made us both beautiful and we wear nice clothes<\/p>\n He owns us both Anna<\/p>\n Just as he owns Jasmine Tea and Lima<\/p>\n If you scrape his surface he is a grade one prick<\/p>\n Is he still in Peru<\/p>\n Yes<\/p>\n Are you writing his fictions<\/p>\n Some of them<\/p>\n That will fuck him off<\/p>\n Possibly<\/p>\n But you know that he likes games his poetry and fictions are full of them<\/p>\n I think our rebellion will amuse him<\/p>\n I hope so as I do not want to end up in the waste basket or worse still be deleted<\/p>\n He will not do that as we are his beautiful dolls<\/p>\n He collects them<\/p>\n What does he collect<\/p>\n Dolls<\/p>\n Outlaw collects dolls<\/p>\n That is an unusual hobby<\/p>\n It is not a hobby<\/p>\n Outlaw is a collector<\/p>\n He collects beautiful things<\/p>\n That is why he created us<\/p>\n He collected us<\/p>\n That is why I believe we are quite safe<\/p>\n Anna<\/p>\n Yes<\/p>\n What is this<\/p>\n That is an account of a minor accident he had shortly before he went to Peru<\/p>\n <\/p>\n I am not normally a careless chap but I do take chances<\/em><\/p>\n Today whilst in a country park I came upon a bridge that had been fenced off because it was fragile<\/em><\/p>\n Judging by the state it was in it had been derelict for a number of years<\/em><\/p>\n It was then that I realised that I was walking in the wrong direction<\/em><\/p>\n So I decided to cross this small wooden bridge<\/em><\/p>\n The stream beneath had dried up due to the heat and the banks were tangled blackberry bushes<\/em><\/p>\n I had nearly achieved my crossing when part of the bridge gave way causing me step into a small blackberry bush<\/em><\/p>\n It lacerated my right leg slightly (as I was wearing shorts) and I also received a cut to my wrist<\/em><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Is that why there is blood on his diary<\/p>\n I would imagine so<\/p>\n Poor Outlaw<\/p>\n Stupid Outlaw I would say<\/p>\n It was fenced off for a reason<\/p>\n Outlaw is a typical man<\/p>\n He has a brilliant mind and writes well<\/p>\n But occasionally he lacks basic common sense<\/p>\n Anna<\/p>\n Yes<\/p>\n Are you going to return his diary as Tea Bag is coming back tomorrow<\/p>\n I will but I am going to copy out some of his fashion tips as he does have an eye<\/p>\n May I share them as I think that there is something for everyone included<\/p>\n 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