{"id":11386,"date":"2022-07-26T05:14:34","date_gmt":"2022-07-26T04:14:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=11386"},"modified":"2022-07-26T05:21:19","modified_gmt":"2022-07-26T04:21:19","slug":"coffee-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2022\/07\/26\/coffee-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Coffee"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>First Coffee and then Life<\/p>\n<p>Or should it read<\/p>\n<p>First Life and then Coffee<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Go back to sleep Anna<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Jasmine Tea is designing a website for me<\/p>\n<p>Whoopee<\/p>\n<p>A Self Help Spiritual website where I can help people understand their lives<\/p>\n<p>You do not even understand your own<\/p>\n<p>True<\/p>\n<p>But I have a problem<\/p>\n<p>You have many problems Anna<\/p>\n<p>I do not know whether I should bare my bum<\/p>\n<p>What<\/p>\n<p>Jasmine Tea thinks I should<\/p>\n<p>Well let her do it then<\/p>\n<p>A lot of these self help spiritual sites have bums on them<\/p>\n<p>It is a Buddhist thing I suppose<\/p>\n<p>Anna you are talking bollocks again<\/p>\n<p>I have so many ideas<\/p>\n<p>Go to sleep Anna<\/p>\n<p>I do wish that you would not hang out with Tea Bag<\/p>\n<p>She is a bad influence on you<\/p>\n<p>Jasmine Tea was here yesterday<\/p>\n<p>I know I saw the coffee cups<\/p>\n<p>We chanted all afternoon<\/p>\n<p>Naked in the front room<\/p>\n<p>That must have impressed the neighbours<\/p>\n<p>It was so calm<\/p>\n<p>I felt something you know<\/p>\n<p>Anna could you feel something now<\/p>\n<p>Anything Anna<\/p>\n<p>Would you feel the coffee percolator and bring me a coffee now that you have woken me up<\/p>\n<p>I think I will<\/p>\n<p>Will what<\/p>\n<p>Bare my bum<\/p>\n<p>I want to share all of me with the world<\/p>\n<p>COFFEE\u00a0 \u00a0ANNA\u00a0 \u00a0NOW<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First Coffee and then Life Or should it read First Life and then Coffee &nbsp; Go back to sleep Anna &nbsp; Jasmine Tea is designing a website for me Whoopee A Self Help Spiritual website where I can help people understand their lives You do not even understand your own True But I have a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11386","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11386","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11386"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11386\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11391,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11386\/revisions\/11391"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11386"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11386"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11386"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}