{"id":11476,"date":"2022-08-06T10:51:32","date_gmt":"2022-08-06T09:51:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=11476"},"modified":"2022-08-08T21:26:17","modified_gmt":"2022-08-08T20:26:17","slug":"there-is-a-rhinoceros-under-this-table","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2022\/08\/06\/there-is-a-rhinoceros-under-this-table\/","title":{"rendered":"There is a Rhinoceros under this Table"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Anna there is a rhinoceros under this table<\/p>\n<p>Do not be absurd Anna<\/p>\n<p>I tell you there is a rhinoceros under this table<\/p>\n<p>I repeat that is an absurdity<\/p>\n<p>Why<\/p>\n<p>Because there is not enough room under the table<\/p>\n<p>How do you know that<\/p>\n<p>Because hippos are large creatures<\/p>\n<p>Again I ask you how do you know that<\/p>\n<p>Because I have seen a fucking rhinoceros at the zoo<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>If I said that you dad was under the table<\/p>\n<p>Would you accept that<\/p>\n<p>No<\/p>\n<p>Why<\/p>\n<p>Because my father is in Canterbury<\/p>\n<p>Your father would fit under this table<\/p>\n<p>How do you know that your father is in Canterbury<\/p>\n<p>He told me so<\/p>\n<p>At this very moment<\/p>\n<p>Yes<\/p>\n<p>Your father might be in Dover<\/p>\n<p>That would be totally out of character<\/p>\n<p>If I said that a character or a soul was under the table<\/p>\n<p>Would you dispute this with me<\/p>\n<p>No<\/p>\n<p>Why<\/p>\n<p>Because I do not know what a character in your context or a soul looks like<\/p>\n<p>So you are saying that you know that there is not a hippo under this table because of the empirical<\/p>\n<p><em>Based on concerned with or verifiable by observation or experience rather than theory or pure logic<\/em><\/p>\n<p>What did you say Anna<\/p>\n<p>Nothing<\/p>\n<p>You spoke to me<\/p>\n<p>No I did not<\/p>\n<p>Then who spoke to me<\/p>\n<p>A crab maybe<\/p>\n<p>A crab<\/p>\n<p>Crabs do not speak<\/p>\n<p>They do and I believe that they are understood language in their own world<\/p>\n<p>I do not understand their world so I do not understand their language<\/p>\n<p>The crabs to do not understand our world so they do not understand our language<\/p>\n<p>If I said to a crab that I was going to catch it next Wednesday would it understand me<\/p>\n<p>Why<\/p>\n<p>Because it has no understanding of the days of the week and no conceptions of freedom or capture<\/p>\n<p>Again I tell you that crabs gave no conceptions of our language<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Anna if I said that your dad was under this table would you agree with me if indeed your dad was under this table<\/p>\n<p>I suppose that I would<\/p>\n<p>I would tell you that you were wrong<\/p>\n<p><em>the state of being bewildered or unclear in one&#8217;s mind about something<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Anna did you speak to me<\/p>\n<p>No<\/p>\n<p>I suppose that it was a crab<\/p>\n<p>Going back to my dad why am I wrong<\/p>\n<p>Because Dads do not exist<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Anna I am going to throw this table and these chairs into the sea<\/p>\n<p>Why<\/p>\n<p>So there would not be a rhinoceros under this table<\/p>\n<p>Go ahead<\/p>\n<p>But while you are doing this please consider this question<\/p>\n<p>Think of two posters<\/p>\n<p>The first one is red with the word orange written on it<\/p>\n<p>The second one is orange with the word red written on it<\/p>\n<p>If there was a third poster what colour would it be and what would be written on it<\/p>\n<p>Yellow and the word Wilson would be written on it<\/p>\n<p>How did you know that Anna<\/p>\n<p><em>existing in thought or as an idea but not having a physical or concrete existence<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Coffee<\/p>\n<p>Please<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Anna there is a rhinoceros under this table Do not be absurd Anna I tell you there is a rhinoceros under this table I repeat that is an absurdity Why Because there is not enough room under the table How do you know that Because hippos are large creatures Again I ask you how do 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