{"id":11509,"date":"2022-08-08T18:54:16","date_gmt":"2022-08-08T17:54:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=11509"},"modified":"2022-08-08T19:32:59","modified_gmt":"2022-08-08T18:32:59","slug":"the-nude-university","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2022\/08\/08\/the-nude-university\/","title":{"rendered":"The Nude University"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On the second Tuesday of each month<\/p>\n<p>My philosophy lectures were held in the nude<\/p>\n<p>The lecturer was naked and all the students were naked<\/p>\n<p>Why did that happen Anna<\/p>\n<p>Because most of the students attending these lectures assumed<\/p>\n<p>But did not consciously think that everyone would be wearing clothes<\/p>\n<p>That was the reason that these lectures were held in the nude<\/p>\n<p>To challenge their assumptions<\/p>\n<p>So you are saying that if I catch a train then I assume that it will run the track provided<\/p>\n<p>Yes but if the train ran on the wings of a passing seagull your assumptions would be challenged<\/p>\n<p>Yes<\/p>\n<p>IC<\/p>\n<p>What do you think of this discussion Jasmine Tea<\/p>\n<p>I think therefore I am<\/p>\n<p>Descartes said that<\/p>\n<p>No he did not as I said that only a matter of seconds ago<\/p>\n<p>Yes but Descartes said it first<\/p>\n<p>The seagulls are lively this evening<\/p>\n<p>They must know something we have yet to learn<\/p>\n<p>Outlaw is in Peru<\/p>\n<p>He was last seen in Lima<\/p>\n<p>But both have vanished<\/p>\n<p>Are you sure that they have vanished<\/p>\n<p>Yes<\/p>\n<p>Really<\/p>\n<p>Yes I am sure that they have vanished<\/p>\n<p>Then think about this<\/p>\n<p>Outlaw and Lima have disappeared<\/p>\n<p>Yes<\/p>\n<p>But this is only an assumption as you have been unable to contact them<\/p>\n<p>Yes<\/p>\n<p>But for the people who live in the<em> Apartments Miguel De Unamuno\u00a0<\/em>in Madrid<\/p>\n<p>They are very real<\/p>\n<p>An Englishman and a Peruvian women have rented Apartment Six<\/p>\n<p>They are seen drinking coffee each day by their neighbours<\/p>\n<p>They are very real<\/p>\n<p>Outlaw and Lima have not disappeared<\/p>\n<p>That was only an assumption<\/p>\n<p>Anna that bastard Outlaw is in Madrid<\/p>\n<p>I know<\/p>\n<p>Then why the fuck did you not tell me<\/p>\n<p>Because you never asked me<\/p>\n<p>If you had asked me I would have told you that he was in Madrid<\/p>\n<p>But you never asked me so I kept quiet<\/p>\n<p>That is one of the joys of language<\/p>\n<p>I had the tools at my disposal<\/p>\n<p>But was never called upon to use them<\/p>\n<p>I went to a Naked University Anna<\/p>\n<p>On the second Tuesday of each month<\/p>\n<p>My philosophy lectures were held wearing clothes<\/p>\n<p>The lecturer wore clothes and all the students were dressed<\/p>\n<p>Why did that happen Jasmine Tea<\/p>\n<p>Because most of the students attending lectures assumed<\/p>\n<p>But do not consciously think that everyone would be naked<\/p>\n<p>That was the reason that these lectures were held wearing clothes<\/p>\n<p>To challenge the assumptions<\/p>\n<p>Were you not embarrassed by your nudity<\/p>\n<p>No<\/p>\n<p>I think I might have been as my bum is too big and my legs a little short<\/p>\n<p>You assume that you have a large bum and short legs<\/p>\n<p>But others might think that your bum is pert and your legs long<\/p>\n<p>So why would you have been embarrassed by your nudity<\/p>\n<p>It is only an assumption that others would consider this<\/p>\n<p>Why are you called Jasmine Tea<\/p>\n<p>I do not know<\/p>\n<p>Ask Outlaw<\/p>\n<p>Outlaw is in Madrid<\/p>\n<p>But not in Lima<\/p>\n<p>As she is in Barcelona visiting a sick aunt<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On the second Tuesday of each month My philosophy lectures were held in the nude The lecturer was naked and all the students were naked Why did that happen Anna Because most of the students attending 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