{"id":11513,"date":"2022-08-08T19:45:45","date_gmt":"2022-08-08T18:45:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=11513"},"modified":"2022-08-08T19:47:20","modified_gmt":"2022-08-08T18:47:20","slug":"jasmine-tea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2022\/08\/08\/jasmine-tea\/","title":{"rendered":"Jasmine Tea"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why are you called Jasmine Tea<\/p>\n<p>I do not know<\/p>\n<p>Did you never ask your parents why you have such an unusual name<\/p>\n<p>No<\/p>\n<p>What were your parents names<\/p>\n<p>Mr and Mrs Smith<\/p>\n<p>What were their first names<\/p>\n<p>John and Mary<\/p>\n<p>Were you never curious as to the origins of your name<\/p>\n<p>No<\/p>\n<p>Is that why you never asked your parents<\/p>\n<p>No<\/p>\n<p>Then why<\/p>\n<p>They both disappeared at sea when I was six months old<\/p>\n<p>at sea<\/p>\n<p>Yes it is a small village an hour out of Madrid<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why are you called Jasmine Tea I do not know Did you never ask your parents why you have such an unusual name No What were your parents names Mr and Mrs Smith What were their first names John and Mary Were you never curious as to the origins of your name No Is that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11513","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11513","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11513"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11513\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11516,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11513\/revisions\/11516"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11513"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11513"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11513"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}