Characters<\/p>\n
Mike<\/p>\n
Milly<\/p>\n
A Garage Attendant<\/p>\n
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Time<\/p>\n
Present Day<\/p>\n
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Stage Setting<\/p>\n
Empty save for three beach chairs<\/p>\n
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Milly – Where are we ?<\/p>\n
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Mike – We have stopped at a garage<\/p>\n
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Milly – I can see that<\/p>\n
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Garage Attendant enters<\/p>\n
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Mike – Would you fill her up<\/p>\n
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Garage Attendant – I cannot do that<\/p>\n
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Mike – Why ?<\/p>\n
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Garage Attendant – Because this is not a garage<\/p>\n
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Milly – It certainly looks like a garage<\/p>\n
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Mike – If this is not a garage then what is it ?<\/p>\n
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Garage Attendant – This is a beach side bar<\/p>\n
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Mike – That is rather odd as we are over one hundred miles from the sea<\/p>\n
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Garage Attendant – Not all beach side bars are near the sea sir<\/p>\n
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Milly – He does have a point Mike<\/p>\n
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Mike – Whatever do you mean<\/p>\n
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Milly – I will stay silent but there is a reason for this<\/p>\n
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Garage Attendant – Would you and your wife<\/p>\n
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Milly – I am not his wife I am his mistress<\/p>\n
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Garage Attendant – Would you and your<\/p>\n
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Milly – My name is Milly<\/p>\n
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Garage Attendant – Would you like to sit in one of these beach chairs Milly ?<\/p>\n
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Mike – This Gas Station is highly illuminated and it can be seen for miles<\/p>\n
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Garage Attendant – This is not a gas station sir<\/p>\n
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Mike – Then why is it it illuminated so brightly ?<\/p>\n
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At this moment the stage is plunged into complete darkness<\/p>\n
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Mike – Milly are you okay<\/p>\n
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Milly – Yes perfectly okay<\/p>\n
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Garage Attendant – The revolution has started sir and if I was you I would make yourself scarce<\/p>\n
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The stage lights although dull return –\u00a0 Mike and Milly have left the stage –\u00a0 The garage attendant is sweeping the forecourt with an old broom<\/p>\n
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