{"id":11735,"date":"2022-08-25T14:02:49","date_gmt":"2022-08-25T13:02:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=11735"},"modified":"2022-08-25T14:02:49","modified_gmt":"2022-08-25T13:02:49","slug":"simplicity-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2022\/08\/25\/simplicity-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Simplicity"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Confucius once said<\/p>\n<p><em>Life is really simple but we insist on making it complicated\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Really<\/p>\n<p>Yes his thoughts are very true<\/p>\n<p>Do you fancy coming back to my hotel room Sally<\/p>\n<p>That would be very nice as I am very horny today<\/p>\n<p>Where is your hotel<\/p>\n<p>In Albany Square<\/p>\n<p>Where is Albany Square<\/p>\n<p>About ten minutes from Marble Arch tube station<\/p>\n<p>Do I turn left or right Peter<\/p>\n<p>Right then left at the deli then right at the traffic lights and then left and left again<\/p>\n<p>Peter these directions are very complex<\/p>\n<p>I know<\/p>\n<p>Would you really mind if I go back to my flat and masturbate on my own<\/p>\n<p>Not at all but at least let me buy you a coffee and a bun<\/p>\n<p>That would be very nice<\/p>\n<p>My pleasure<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Confucius once said Life is really simple but we insist on making it complicated\u00a0 Really Yes his thoughts are very true Do you fancy coming back to my hotel room Sally That would be very nice as I am very horny today Where is your hotel In Albany Square Where is Albany Square About ten [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11735","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11735","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11735"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11735\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11736,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11735\/revisions\/11736"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11735"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11735"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11735"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}