Anna have you ever taken drugs<\/p>\n
No<\/p>\n
Have you<\/p>\n
Yes<\/p>\n
Then you are stupid<\/p>\n
I only smoked<\/p>\n
So smoking is good<\/p>\n
No<\/p>\n
I did not take hard drugs<\/p>\n
That is rather like a serial killer saying that he only killed six people whereas the true professionals kill many more<\/p>\n
I always hate you once a month<\/p>\n
You are a complete bitch<\/p>\n
Fuck you as well<\/p>\n
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I am sorry Anna but I feel that I smell when I have my periods<\/p>\n
You do not smell Anna<\/p>\n
They why do you not visit the valley of delights<\/p>\n
Out of respect that is all<\/p>\n
Liar<\/p>\n
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Tell me about your drug filled days<\/p>\n
There is not much to tell<\/p>\n
Who is Rupert<\/p>\n
He is the vicar of St Andrews in Wimbledon<\/p>\n
You still chat<\/p>\n
I know<\/p>\n
Do you get off on members of the church<\/p>\n
No<\/p>\n
We are just friends<\/p>\n
Also we share a love of Hopkins poetry<\/p>\n
You are so pure Anna<\/p>\n
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But you have a past with with him<\/p>\n
I know but not in the way you think<\/p>\n
Did he fuck you or bathe you in Holy Water<\/p>\n
No<\/p>\n
Then what<\/p>\n
Well long before I met you and long before Ibiza I lived in Wimbledon<\/p>\n
Daddy had opened up a gallery there and I looked after it and lived in the flat above it with Ruth<\/p>\n
Was she another of your special friends<\/p>\n
No I went to Roedean with her<\/p>\n
She was in the year above me but we were great pals<\/p>\n
Valley pals<\/p>\n
No Anna please do not be basic<\/p>\n
She knew that she had a vocation in the church<\/p>\n
But she was confused<\/p>\n
So she took a sabbatical and worked with me in the gallery<\/p>\n
What happened<\/p>\n
Well she was rather fond of the odd drink and the odd smoke<\/p>\n
We always seemed to have a supply in the flat<\/p>\n
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How does Rupert come into this<\/p>\n
He was a friend of Ruth’s<\/p>\n
Was he trying to get into her pants<\/p>\n
Far from it<\/p>\n
Did he fancy you<\/p>\n
He hardly noticed me<\/p>\n
Was he in training then<\/p>\n
Yes his father had planned for him to take over at St Andrews as he was suffering badly with arthritis<\/p>\n
He was a long way into his training when it happened<\/p>\n
What happened<\/p>\n
Well he was invited around to a Cheese and R Whites at the flat<\/p>\n
Go on<\/p>\n
It all went well for a while<\/p>\n
I became silly and squiffy<\/p>\n
As normal<\/p>\n
And to my surprise Ruth followed<\/p>\n
She became very silly and lit up and offered Rupert one<\/p>\n
He refused on the spot<\/p>\n
She then asked whether he liked girls or was he a faggot<\/p>\n
He gave a vague answer about God’s plan for him<\/p>\n
Were you smoking<\/p>\n
Is the Pope a Catholic<\/p>\n
She then asked had he ever seen a girl naked<\/p>\n
He only blushed and lowered his eyes<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
So what happened<\/p>\n
We both stripped off in front of him and encouraged him to do the same<\/p>\n
Did he<\/p>\n
Not straight away<\/p>\n
Ruth almost jammed a smoke in his mouth and then filled his glass a million times<\/p>\n
And slowly but surely he gave in<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Did you both pile in and have a three<\/p>\n
You are very basic Anna<\/p>\n
Then answer<\/p>\n
No we did not fuck suck or anything like that<\/p>\n
Why<\/p>\n
Because he started weeping<\/p>\n
Why<\/p>\n
Because when he undressed he exposed the biggest hard on I had ever seen<\/p>\n
It was fucking huge<\/p>\n
I even feel wet now thinking about it<\/p>\n
God knows how big his father was<\/p>\n
He was like a fucking horse<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Did it end there<\/p>\n
More or less<\/p>\n
So nothing more happened<\/p>\n
Not really<\/p>\n
We just put him to bed<\/p>\n
He was so upset<\/p>\n
I felt like a proper bitch and so did Ruth<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
When we woke the following morning he had already gone<\/p>\n
I tried to contact him a few days later but his dad said he was taking a short spiritual break<\/p>\n
He had gone to Italy to find himself<\/p>\n
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Was he really fucked off with you<\/p>\n
No<\/p>\n
When he returned from Italy he came into the gallery<\/p>\n
And gave us both a beautiful Bible each which he had signed with love<\/p>\n
We agreed to have coffee<\/p>\n
We both apologised for being silly bitches<\/p>\n
He said that only God forgives<\/p>\n
But there was nothing to forgive us for as all we had done was to show him the beauty of woman<\/p>\n
He knew that one day he would meet his perfect partner<\/p>\n
We had helped him on his path and for that he was so grateful<\/p>\n
This indeed was a test that God had set for him and although he had got the hard on from Hell he had not failed his father<\/p>\n
We were his sisters<\/p>\n
That is why I keep in contact with him<\/p>\n
And Ruth<\/p>\n
She is also a vicar but now lives in Yorkshire<\/p>\n
What do you chat about<\/p>\n
Many things<\/p>\n
His massive cock<\/p>\n
Do not be flippant Anna otherwise I will go for a walk<\/p>\n
Its raining<\/p>\n
Rupert gives me spiritual guidance<\/p>\n
Spiritual guidance<\/p>\n
Yes I need it some times<\/p>\n
What about me<\/p>\n
You are a lost cause Anna<\/p>\n
I think Rupert would see you as a fallen angel<\/p>\n
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