{"id":11824,"date":"2022-09-02T18:42:15","date_gmt":"2022-09-02T17:42:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=11824"},"modified":"2022-09-02T18:43:46","modified_gmt":"2022-09-02T17:43:46","slug":"an-offensive-poem-an-apology","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2022\/09\/02\/an-offensive-poem-an-apology\/","title":{"rendered":"An Offensive Poem (an apology)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It has been brought to my attention that the above named poem offended a number of small people as well as some taller ones<\/p>\n<p>For this I am truly sorry<\/p>\n<p>It is so difficult being a poet and a fiction writer these days<\/p>\n<p>As I feel that God has abandoned me and without his guidance I sometimes stray from the path<\/p>\n<p>Please accept this as an apology<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Outlaw<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>ps &#8211; please let it be known that I have never fucked a nun let alone nuns &#8211; I admit that I do get off on them which I am trying to remedy at present &#8211; please pray for me<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It has been brought to my attention that the above named poem offended a number of small people as well as some taller ones For this I am truly sorry It is so difficult being a poet and a fiction writer these days As I feel that God has abandoned me and without his guidance [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11824"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11824"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11824\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11827,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11824\/revisions\/11827"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11824"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11824"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11824"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}