I had studied history at Cambridge<\/p>\n
And was considered an outstanding student<\/p>\n
Much was expected of me but then I vanished<\/p>\n
It was possibly because I understood history far too well<\/p>\n
So well that I could see into the future and this frightened me<\/p>\n
Rather like the Stone Age Man who watched fast trains<\/p>\n
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They found me working in a pink ironmongers shop<\/p>\n
Located just outside Belfry Bell which is a suburb of Belfry Hell<\/p>\n
They just walked in one Tuesday afternoon an hour before closing time<\/p>\n
And told me that my code name was Audrey and that I was to go with them<\/p>\n
The tallest of the guys (Phil) told Mr Phillips that he was my late brother<\/p>\n
And that my mother was very ill and I needed to travel to London Cologne<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
I was taken to a building not far from London Bridge London Bridges<\/p>\n
Was the name of my controller and it was there that I met Kate West<\/p>\n
Who was controlling the whole operation code named Sally’s World<\/p>\n
Kate West was as tall as me (1,85) and wore a white vest and black jeans<\/p>\n
She said that I had been chosen because of my detailed knowledge of African history<\/p>\n
My mission was to travel with her to a landlocked country to where we would lay low for an hour<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Our cover was that of missionaries and we were to travel to many of the desert villages to bring help<\/p>\n
But whilst we were there we were to take samples of the soil to see if it contained KQF49<\/p>\n
FBF49 was a mineral so rare that it had never been discovered before except in Aberdeen and Hull<\/p>\n
In a way it was more important than gold or uranium because of its many uses in the toy industry<\/p>\n
If located we were to meet the president of KQF50 and offer him a great deal of money and a few donkey’s<\/p>\n
In exchange for his country and its gas stations and the whole library of its most famous writer Outlaw<\/p>\n
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to be continued<\/p>\n
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