{"id":11865,"date":"2022-09-08T10:49:47","date_gmt":"2022-09-08T09:49:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=11865"},"modified":"2022-09-08T10:53:33","modified_gmt":"2022-09-08T09:53:33","slug":"shot-in-the-shoulder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2022\/09\/08\/shot-in-the-shoulder\/","title":{"rendered":"Shot in the Shoulder"},"content":{"rendered":"

I am an actor my name is Saul Green<\/p>\n

My home is in the desert town of<\/p>\n

I work mainly in the theatre<\/p>\n

But I was recently offered a film role<\/p>\n

Which required me to be shot in the shoulder<\/p>\n

Using a real gun and not a fake gun<\/p>\n

As I was keen to become a film actor I agreed<\/p>\n

I was assured that a nurse would be on set<\/p>\n

On the sixth day of shooting I was shot<\/p>\n

In my right shoulder using a small calibre pistol<\/p>\n

It was very painful and I lost the use of my left arm for a while<\/p>\n

Later that day I shot the director of the movie in his right shoulder<\/p>\n

As by then I had considered the absurdity of\u00a0 what had happened to me<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Saul Green\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

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