{"id":11914,"date":"2022-09-10T18:36:25","date_gmt":"2022-09-10T17:36:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=11914"},"modified":"2022-09-10T18:40:55","modified_gmt":"2022-09-10T17:40:55","slug":"a-box-of-chocolates","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2022\/09\/10\/a-box-of-chocolates\/","title":{"rendered":"A Box of Chocolates"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Anna<\/p>\n<p>I am in the kitchen<\/p>\n<p>Okay<\/p>\n<p>I just bumped into Jasmine Tea<\/p>\n<p>That was nice<\/p>\n<p>How is she<\/p>\n<p>Well<\/p>\n<p>She gave me a box of chocolates<\/p>\n<p>What for<\/p>\n<p>Because she likes us<\/p>\n<p>I have already opened them as I love the violet ones<\/p>\n<p>Do you mind<\/p>\n<p>No<\/p>\n<p>Do you have a favourite<\/p>\n<p>Not really<\/p>\n<p>Oh there you are<\/p>\n<p>You look all dusty<\/p>\n<p>I was making an apple crumble<\/p>\n<p>How do you make an apple crumble Anna<\/p>\n<p>You tell it that it&#8217;s dog is dead<\/p>\n<p>Funny<\/p>\n<p>Would you like a chocolate<\/p>\n<p>Here just choose one<\/p>\n<p>I can choose one<\/p>\n<p>But I ought to know<\/p>\n<p>That if I do not choose<\/p>\n<p>I am still choosing<\/p>\n<p>Who said that<\/p>\n<p>Sartre<\/p>\n<p>Anna<\/p>\n<p>Fuck off back to the kitchen<\/p>\n<p>And tell the apple crumble<\/p>\n<p>That it&#8217;s other dog is also dead<\/p>\n<p>As the car that hit the first dog<\/p>\n<p>Was towing a caravan<\/p>\n<p>Will do<\/p>\n<p>Cheerio<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Anna I am in the kitchen Okay I just bumped into Jasmine Tea That was nice How is she Well She gave me a box of chocolates What for Because she likes us I have already opened them as I love the violet ones Do you mind No Do you have a favourite Not really [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11914","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11914","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11914"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11914\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11918,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11914\/revisions\/11918"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11914"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11914"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11914"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}