{"id":11919,"date":"2022-09-13T11:30:33","date_gmt":"2022-09-13T10:30:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=11919"},"modified":"2022-09-13T16:48:34","modified_gmt":"2022-09-13T15:48:34","slug":"elephant-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2022\/09\/13\/elephant-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Elephant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There is an elephant in the car park<\/p>\n<p>It was sobbing its heart out<\/p>\n<p>I was looking in the direction<\/p>\n<p>Of the distant moors<\/p>\n<p>And soon asked the elephant<\/p>\n<p>Why it was weeping so bitterly<\/p>\n<p>It answered me in Japanese<\/p>\n<p>Which was quite considerate<\/p>\n<p>As I had been born in Japan<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There is an elephant in the car park It was sobbing its heart out I was looking in the direction Of the distant moors And soon asked the elephant Why it was weeping so bitterly It answered me in Japanese Which was quite considerate As I had been born in Japan<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11919","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11919","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11919"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11919\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11926,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11919\/revisions\/11926"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11919"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11919"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11919"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}