I pulled the trigger<\/p>\n
The Presidents head exploded<\/p>\n
He is dead before he falls<\/p>\n
I make my escape successfully<\/p>\n
And lay low for a few weeks<\/p>\n
I am then betrayed by my sister<\/p>\n
Who was paid by a newspaper<\/p>\n
For her betrayal but I still adore her<\/p>\n
Even if she is a grade one bitch<\/p>\n
Although I am loved by many<\/p>\n
I still get life without parole<\/p>\n
And fan mail by the sackful<\/p>\n
My prison cell is isolated<\/p>\n
I am told for my own protection<\/p>\n
But I do not really think I would be harmed<\/p>\n
It is decent cell and I can see the desert from my window<\/p>\n
I am planning to escape by faking a serious illness<\/p>\n
But this is in the future and not in the present<\/p>\n
I am writing again as I have small laptop<\/p>\n
My fictions are about a girl who lives on the Kings Road<\/p>\n
And owns an art gallery which is very successful<\/p>\n
She is in love with an Icelandic girl and they own a cat<\/p>\n
I will not reveal their names for their own protection<\/p>\n
As they like me\u00a0 they are also commissioned to make hits<\/p>\n
I suppose that they are better than me at it as I was caught<\/p>\n
My name is Saul Green but some of you might know me as Penelope<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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